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20 December 2022, 03:51 PM
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The Train
A kid was in the den playing with his train set. Every time the train made a round, he would stop it and say “ Anyone who wants off the train, get your ass off now. Anyone staying on the train keep your ass seated.” His Mom was in the kitchen and heard him. She told him to sit in the corner for 15 minutes and think about what he said.
After his time-out was over, he went back to the train set to play again. When the train made a round, he stopped it and said “Anyone who wants off the train, get off now. Anyone staying on the train stay seated. Anyone that has a question about the 15 minute delay, see the bitch in the kitchen.”
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21 December 2022, 08:47 AM
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22 December 2022, 05:57 AM
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Sorry Mum but funny!
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22 December 2022, 02:04 PM
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23 December 2022, 01:34 AM
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23 December 2022, 01:34 AM
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23 December 2022, 01:34 AM
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Hahaha
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23 December 2022, 01:36 AM
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13 January 2023, 03:44 AM
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13 January 2023, 03:56 AM
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Very funny, I have just forwarded it to my friends but changed it from a mum to a stay at home dad to bring it right up to date!
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13 January 2023, 09:45 AM
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23 January 2023, 10:09 AM
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23 January 2023, 10:53 AM
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24 January 2023, 05:48 PM
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Very funny
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