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Old 25 January 2008, 07:26 AM   #1
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Old 25 January 2008, 07:29 AM   #2
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Murphy

Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.
Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs an get me slippers?"

"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year
old twin daughters sitting on their beds.

"Hello dere girls, your Dad sent me up here to shag ya both."

"Fook off you liar!".

"I'll prove it," Murphy says.
So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?"

"Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"
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Old 25 January 2008, 07:30 AM   #3
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i really saw sheep the first time
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Old 25 January 2008, 08:00 AM   #4
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OK, we HAVE to hear from JJ on this one....
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Old 25 January 2008, 05:30 PM   #5
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In my mind's eye, those are still sheep!!
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Old 25 January 2008, 05:43 PM   #6
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Old 25 January 2008, 06:02 PM   #7
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So true, I have miopy and a bit away from the computer I see SHEEPS without the contact lenses !!!
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Old 25 January 2008, 06:35 PM   #8
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In my mind's eye, those are still sheep!!
Certainly are JJ and well shorn
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Old 25 January 2008, 10:17 PM   #9
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Old 25 January 2008, 11:34 PM   #10
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a stranger yells out from the crowd, "alright, who had chili with bean for lunch?"
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Old 26 January 2008, 03:12 PM   #13
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