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nowzen · 20 October 2010, 02:28 PM

A guy walks into a Rolex AD. He looks around, spots a beautiful new ceramic sub and walks over to inspect it. As he bends over to look more closely, he unexpectedly farts. Embarrassed, he looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed.

Sure enough, his sees a saleswomen standing right behind him. Good looking as well, cool as a cucumber, she displays all of the qualities one would expect of a Rolex saleslady. She politely greets the guy with, "Good day, Sir. How may we help you today?"

Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that she somehow
missed his little incident, he asks, "I was wondering, what is the price
of new sub?" She answers, "Sir, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to
shit when I tell you the price."

Mantooth · 20 October 2010, 02:39 PM

JJ Irani · 20 October 2010, 02:40 PM

Oldie but still a goodie!!

johnbeth · 20 October 2010, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Oldie but still a goodie!!

x2 !!

kenhiraihnl · 20 October 2010, 05:02 PM

X3!

First time I heard that joke, it was a salesman at a Lexus dealership, and the customer was a lady bending over to feel the leather upholstery...

Art 1 · 22 October 2010, 09:58 AM

SLS · 23 October 2010, 04:57 AM

rfknauss · 23 October 2010, 09:08 AM

Chipmunk · 23 October 2010, 09:10 AM

swatty · 23 October 2010, 10:25 AM

DWBOD · 24 October 2010, 01:55 PM

Doug

z32turbo · 25 October 2010, 08:59 AM

Nice!!

mrguns77 · 25 October 2010, 03:35 PM

Lion · 31 October 2010, 04:25 AM

Very good!!!

figbo · 31 October 2010, 07:53 AM

I think I posted that joke a couple of years ago and still makes me laugh!

20 October 2010, 02:28 PM	#1
nowzen "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Hong Kong Posts: 741	Price of new Rolex A guy walks into a Rolex AD. He looks around, spots a beautiful new ceramic sub and walks over to inspect it. As he bends over to look more closely, he unexpectedly farts. Embarrassed, he looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed. Sure enough, his sees a saleswomen standing right behind him. Good looking as well, cool as a cucumber, she displays all of the qualities one would expect of a Rolex saleslady. She politely greets the guy with, "Good day, Sir. How may we help you today?" Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that she somehow missed his little incident, he asks, "I was wondering, what is the price of new sub?" She answers, "Sir, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to shit when I tell you the price."

20 October 2010, 05:02 PM	#5
kenhiraihnl "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Real Name: Ken Location: Hawaii Watch: 5512 Posts: 911	X3! First time I heard that joke, it was a salesman at a Lexus dealership, and the customer was a lady bending over to feel the leather upholstery... __________________ Rolex Milgauss GV (100m 330 feet) (2010) * Rolex Submariner 5512 (200m 660 feet) (1961)

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