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Old 12 April 2012, 08:43 AM   #31
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Projected confidence?

Maybe, just maybe, she smells great?

x2 chemistry goes a long way

but until i smell her, ill keep my distance, but if i keep my distance, i may not be able to smell her...
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Old 12 April 2012, 08:48 AM   #32
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I would never normally make disparaging comments about a woman on a public forum, but this woman has herself chosen to claim that she is beautiful. I am therefore entitled to express the following opinion.

This lady is a chewer, i.e. if you woke up beside her in the morning with her head on your arm you would chew your own arm off rather than wake her up.
In the U.S., that's what we call "Coyote Ugly" - chewing your arm off so you can escape without waking her up. "Wolverine Ugly" is when she's so ugly you chew the other arm off so it never happens again...
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Old 12 April 2012, 11:00 PM   #33
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I don't know what you guys are smoking.... That woman is a Brick....... House!
X200 I'm with you brother, she looks like a sweet peach to me! And definitely stacked and padded in the stern and bow!
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Old 12 April 2012, 11:28 PM   #34
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To be fair, it's in her blood.

At museums, her dad's allowed to touch the art. . . . His blood smells like cologne. . . . Sharks have a week dedicated to him. . . . He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels. . . . The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
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Old 12 April 2012, 11:52 PM   #35
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To be fair, it's in her blood.

At museums, her dad's allowed to touch the art. . . . His blood smells like cologne. . . . Sharks have a week dedicated to him. . . . He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels. . . . The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
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Old 12 April 2012, 11:53 PM   #36
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I have the same problem, except I'm a man. It's even more difficult for those of us men who experience this on a daily basis. My biggest issue is the amount of money I spend on replacing clothes. Thinking of going with something in Kevlar soon though.
I've seen 2 of your posts. are you a troll?
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Old 19 April 2012, 04:14 AM   #37
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Psychologists would say that this lady suffers from delusions of grandeur.
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