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4 May 2009, 02:26 AM | #1 |
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Hymn 365
A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said,
"If I had all the beer in the world, I would take it and pour it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I would take it a and pour it into the river." And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I would take it and pour it into the river." Sermon complete, he sat down. The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."
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4 May 2009, 03:31 AM | #2 |
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Very good!!!
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As funny as it was 11 years ago... ; )
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too funny...still funny....cant stop laughing....
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