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Old 4 May 2009, 02:26 AM   #1
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Hymn 365

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said,
"If I had all the beer in the world, I would take it and pour it into the
river."
With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the
world, I would take it a and pour it into the river."
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all
the whiskey in the world, I would take it and pour it into the river."

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly
laughing, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365,
"Shall We Gather at the River."
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Old 4 May 2009, 03:31 AM   #2
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Old 4 May 2009, 04:09 AM   #3
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Old 4 May 2009, 03:16 PM   #6
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Old 22 July 2020, 04:21 AM   #7
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As funny as it was 11 years ago... ; )
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Old 23 July 2020, 03:16 AM   #9
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too funny...still funny....cant stop laughing....
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