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Old 1 January 2018, 09:46 PM   #1
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God forbid... If your rolex should...

As a man in his fifties I thought it was about time I shared some advice with regards to your ROLEX(s) and the ways you can guarantee that nothing bad should happen to it. (disclaimer ..SHOULD)
Please if you can help the community with advice, Please feel free to Post.
I hope this takes you all into 2018 on the right footing
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Old 2 January 2018, 01:10 AM   #2
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Don't get married.
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Old 2 January 2018, 03:16 AM   #3
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Old 2 January 2018, 05:32 AM   #4
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Nah . . . a good woman is worth way more than any Rolex.

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Old 2 January 2018, 05:39 AM   #5
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Nah . . . a good woman is worth way more than any Rolex.

She was looking over your shoulder when you wrote this, wasn't she... no worries... any red blooded man would do the same..

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Old 2 January 2018, 05:41 AM   #6
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She was looking over your shoulder when you wrote this, wasn't she... no worries... any red blooded man would do the same..

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Old 2 January 2018, 06:20 AM   #7
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NEVER goes down like that...not in my house!��
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Old 2 January 2018, 07:24 AM   #8
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That’s how it works in my house,
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Old 2 January 2018, 09:58 AM   #9
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Nah . . . a good woman is worth way more than any Rolex.

A good woman does not necessarily equate to wife....

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Old 2 January 2018, 10:10 AM   #10
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Lmao sounds like there are a lot of men who have had bad experiences with bad women. Just an FYI there are good women who would support yet another Rolex or car or whatever


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Old 2 January 2018, 10:48 PM   #11
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Old 3 January 2018, 05:49 AM   #12
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My Milgauss story. I mentioned one day how affordable they were on the grey market. She said “you should buy one then”. She went on a holiday to visit family, and upon her return I showed her my new Milgauss. She was briefly taken aback, but immediately remembered the conversation and admitted it was her idea. She hasn’t made the suggestion again though, which suggests she may have strategically outsmarted me, as I was also looking at APs at the time.
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Old 3 January 2018, 06:51 AM   #13
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My wife is venturing into high end handbags while wearing the OP I bought her.....Ima be alright🤣
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Old 3 January 2018, 07:01 PM   #14
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My wife is venturing into high end handbags while wearing the OP I bought her.....Ima be alright🤣
Send me your " How to trick you wife then she finds you" manual ... give you 3 months and she will " bag" you!!!!

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Old 4 January 2018, 12:09 AM   #15
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Old 4 January 2018, 12:09 AM   #16
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Send me your " How to trick you wife then she finds you" manual ... give you 3 months and she will " bag" you!!!!

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Old 4 January 2018, 12:15 AM   #17
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that's what mine would do to me!

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Old 5 January 2018, 07:15 AM   #18
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Indeed. There are no secrets in a relationship.
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Old 14 January 2018, 05:30 AM   #19
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Indeed. There are no secrets in a relationship.
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