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Old 2 September 2010, 11:33 AM   #1
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The Cuckoo Clock.

The other night I was invited out for a night w/ the guys. I told my wife that I would be home by midnight......"promise"
Well, the hours passed quickly & the martinis were going down way too easy. At 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up & cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, I realized she'd wake up, so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for having such a rapid, witty solution, even when
smashed, to escape a possible conflict.
The next morning my wife asked me what time I got in, & I told her 12 o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed at all. Got away w/ that one, I thought!
Then she told me we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked her why.....she said, "Well, last night it cuckooed 3 times, then said, 'OH F&%K'
cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more....then farted."
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Old 2 September 2010, 11:35 AM   #2
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Old 2 September 2010, 11:38 AM   #3
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Old 2 September 2010, 03:04 PM   #6
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Old 2 September 2010, 03:48 PM   #7
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