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Old 11 September 2010, 03:30 AM   #1
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Joke for Men

What men would do if they had a female "sex organ" for a day?

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

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Old 11 September 2010, 04:08 AM   #2
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Old 11 September 2010, 04:14 AM   #3
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you are a sick chipmunk...........
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Old 11 September 2010, 04:18 AM   #4
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Old 11 September 2010, 04:36 AM   #5
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I'd keep things in mine....like a super secret pocket!!
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Old 11 September 2010, 04:38 AM   #6
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And you forgot to tee off from the reds!!!
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