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Old 31 October 2020, 11:29 AM   #1
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Glass of water

A guy was working on a basement renovation and asked the old lady who owned the house if she could give him a glass of water. The old lady said sure, but then she asked him a very strange question. Do you know the difference between your anus and a glass of water young man? In a bit of shock he said no mam I don't know. Then she said well in that case please be very careful if someone asks you for a glass of water.
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Old 31 October 2020, 11:30 AM   #2
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Old 1 November 2020, 03:39 PM   #3
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This took me a minute to get but its damn funny
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Old 6 November 2020, 01:44 AM   #4
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i can't understand :( anyone explain please
I've been trying also for a few days.
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Old 6 November 2020, 02:06 AM   #5
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Old 8 November 2020, 05:02 PM   #6
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i can't understand :( anyone explain please
Do you know the difference between your anus and a glass of water?
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Old 8 November 2020, 05:10 PM   #7
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Old 10 November 2020, 08:41 AM   #8
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Old 10 November 2020, 01:28 PM   #9
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Thanks for the post; it gave me a laugh!
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Old 17 November 2020, 04:53 AM   #10
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Yeah don't get it
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Old 17 November 2020, 05:20 AM   #11
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um....can someone please explain the joke to me? i wanna get it, too. . .
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Old 18 November 2020, 03:54 AM   #12
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Hilarious, best laugh I have had in ages......

(PS Could someone explain what the joke is. I don't get it or is the joke getting people scratching their heads trying to work out what the joke is when there isn't one?)
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Old 18 November 2020, 04:00 AM   #13
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From what I understand, he does not understand the difference between a glass of water and his ass. So she is telling him not to give up his ass to the next person asking him for a glass of water. So stupid that its kind of funny lol
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Old 18 November 2020, 09:11 AM   #14
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Old 23 November 2020, 09:34 AM   #15
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From what I understand, he does not understand the difference between a glass of water and his ass. So she is telling him not to give up his ass to the next person asking him for a glass of water. So stupid that its kind of funny lol
Yup . . . and I, too, found myself scratching my head at first, . . . then chuckling, and now !!!
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Old 7 February 2021, 09:48 AM   #16
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In Sweden it is told in this way:

Do you know what the difference is between an anus & a mailbox?

No.

Then I can not ask you to hand out the mail
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Old 15 February 2021, 05:30 AM   #18
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Old 15 February 2021, 05:46 AM   #19
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As a recuperate from surgery in the vicinity, I blame the drugs for not getting the joke.
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Old 15 February 2021, 05:53 AM   #20
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As a recuperate from surgery in the vicinity, I blame the drugs for not getting the joke.
Hope your recup is going well.
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Old 15 February 2021, 07:19 AM   #21
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Old 17 February 2021, 07:06 AM   #23
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