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KingsTrumper · 19 July 2019, 12:52 AM

Hey guys,

Just a bit of fun.

I will start...

Rolex is like a strip club. You can look but can't touch, you can't take anything home and unless you are a VIP all the good stuff is in the back.

NB - All in jest.

CharlesN · 19 July 2019, 01:02 AM

Rolex is like Unobtanium

Twovalvekid · 19 July 2019, 01:06 AM

Rolex is like a box of chocolates. You never know what your going to get, or when youre going to get it, or if you'll ever get it.

KingsTrumper · 19 July 2019, 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CharlesN

Rolex is like Unobtanium

Sad but true!

KingsTrumper · 19 July 2019, 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Twovalvekid

Rolex is like a box of chocolates. You never know what your going to get, or when youre going to get it, or if you'll ever get it.

...and by the time you get it chocolate is prob out of fashion.

s.m.b. · 19 July 2019, 01:07 AM

a pair of drawers.

RobearH · 19 July 2019, 01:12 AM

Rolex is like Baskins Robbins to many...the current fashion timepiece flavor of the month!

Twovalvekid · 19 July 2019, 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingsTrumper

...and by the time you get it chocolate is prob out of fashion.

And covered in mold.

BisonHead · 19 July 2019, 01:28 AM

Like an itch, you just can't scratch

enjoythemusic · 19 July 2019, 01:32 AM

built like a tank.

FTX I · 19 July 2019, 02:22 AM

.

Dnf888 · 19 July 2019, 02:31 AM

...... a tube of Pringles. Once you’ve had one, you just keep wanting more. “Once you pop, you just can’t stop!”

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VanAdian · 19 July 2019, 03:40 AM

...lap dance - only interested in your money, promising nothing but frustration of what could be.

superdog · 19 July 2019, 04:14 AM

Magnet for tool bags.

Danny83 · 19 July 2019, 05:34 AM

Bank account on the wrist lol

Syed117 · 19 July 2019, 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by superdog

Magnet for tool bags.

Haha. Damn.

jbreeden · 19 July 2019, 08:16 AM

Rolex is like Best Buy customer service....no where to be found

DJ TT 2002 · 19 July 2019, 09:56 AM

Rolex is like a country song..... you always lament the one that got away

Rock · 19 July 2019, 05:20 PM

...a Chinese meal. Right after you've had one you feel like another.

yoniman · 19 July 2019, 08:40 PM

Rolex is like an oyster ( well it really is ) you can never have enough.

Cheers

Jamie1111 · 19 July 2019, 09:03 PM

Rolex is like a: good watch for a very good price...

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19 July 2019, 12:52 AM	#1
KingsTrumper "TRF" Member Join Date: Jun 2019 Location: UK Watch: JC Deepsea Posts: 136	Complete the sentence... Rolex is like a.... Hey guys, Just a bit of fun. I will start... Rolex is like a strip club. You can look but can't touch, you can't take anything home and unless you are a VIP all the good stuff is in the back. NB - All in jest.

19 July 2019, 01:02 AM	#2
CharlesN "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: The UK Watch: I love them all. Posts: 1,811	Rolex is like Unobtanium __________________ Regards, CharlesN Member of the IWJG.

19 July 2019, 01:07 AM	#6
s.m.b. "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2017 Location: the Far West Posts: 1,282	a pair of drawers. __________________ Rolex & Patek Philippe

19 July 2019, 01:32 AM	#10
enjoythemusic 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Real Name: Steven Location: Glocal Posts: 19,430	built like a tank. __________________ __________________ “Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming 'Wow! What a Ride!'” -- Hunter S. Thompson Sent from my Etch A Sketch using String Theory.

19 July 2019, 03:40 AM	#13
VanAdian "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2018 Location: WA, USA Watch: DSOTM Posts: 588	...lap dance - only interested in your money, promising nothing but frustration of what could be. __________________ DSOTM - Railmaster - JLC DuoFace - Pelagos LHD - Sinn 556 "The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time." - B. Russell

19 July 2019, 01:06 AM	#3
Twovalvekid "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2019 Location: Newport News, VA Watch: 116900 Posts: 149	Rolex is like a box of chocolates. You never know what your going to get, or when youre going to get it, or if you'll ever get it.

19 July 2019, 01:12 AM	#7
RobearH Banned Join Date: May 2013 Real Name: Robear Location: Come and Take It! Watch: 126710 BLRO Posts: 1,632	Rolex is like Baskins Robbins to many...the current fashion timepiece flavor of the month!

19 July 2019, 01:28 AM	#9
BisonHead "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2019 Location: UK Watch: Sub,SD,DJ,OP Posts: 1,950	Like an itch, you just can't scratch

19 July 2019, 02:22 AM	#11
FTX I "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Real Name: Flavio Location: N/A Posts: 14,652	.

19 July 2019, 02:31 AM	#12
Dnf888 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2016 Location: UK Posts: 252	...... a tube of Pringles. Once you’ve had one, you just keep wanting more. “Once you pop, you just can’t stop!” Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

19 July 2019, 04:14 AM	#14
superdog 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Real Name: Seth Location: nj Watch: Omega Posts: 24,693	Magnet for tool bags. __________________ If happiness is a state of mind, why look anywhere else for it? IG: gsmotorclub IG: thesawcollection (Both mostly just car stuff)

19 July 2019, 05:34 AM	#15
Danny83 2024 ROLEX DATEJUST41 Pledge Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Real Name: Danny Location: Bay Area CA Watch: Yellow Gold Posts: 20,164	Bank account on the wrist lol

19 July 2019, 08:16 AM	#17
jbreeden "TRF" Member Join Date: Jun 2016 Real Name: James Location: georgia Watch: 116234 Posts: 528	Rolex is like Best Buy customer service....no where to be found

19 July 2019, 09:56 AM	#18
DJ TT 2002 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: Hollywood 1950 Posts: 4,059	Rolex is like a country song..... you always lament the one that got away

19 July 2019, 05:20 PM	#19
Rock 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Real Name: Rocky Location: Australia Watch: Grail:Bluesy Posts: 17,657	...a Chinese meal. Right after you've had one you feel like another. __________________ Cellini 4112. Sub 14060M. DJ 16233. Rotherhams 1847 Pocket-watch. Foundation Member of 'Horologists Anonymous' "Hi, I'm Rocky, and I'm a Horologist..."

19 July 2019, 08:40 PM	#20
yoniman "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2017 Real Name: Jesse Location: New Zealand Watch: 116234, 116613LB Posts: 1,855	Rolex is like an oyster ( well it really is ) you can never have enough. Cheers

19 July 2019, 09:03 PM	#21
Jamie1111 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2018 Location: Australia Posts: 809	Rolex is like a: good watch for a very good price... Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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