Golf vs. Sex

[Dr. Robert]

A golfer is in a very competitive match w/ a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes.
"Boy, I'd give anything to sink this putt," the golfer mutters to himself.
Just then a stranger walks up beside him & whispers, "Would you be willing to give up a fourth of your sex life?"
Thinking the man is crazy and his answer will be meaningless, the golfer also feels that maybe this is a good omen, so he says, "Sure" and sinks the putt!
2 holes later, he mumbles to himself again, "Gee, I sure would like to get an eagle on this one."
The same stranger is at his side again & whispers, "Would it be worth giving up another fourth of your sex life?"
Shrugging, the golfer replies, "O.K." and he makes an eagle.
On the final hole, the golfer needs another eagle to win.
Without waiting for him to say anything, the stranger quickly moves up to his side & says, "Would winning this match be worth giving up the rest of your sex life?"
"Definitely" the golfer replies.............he makes the eagle & wins.
As the golfer is walking to the clubhouse, the stranger walks alongside & says, "I haven't really been fair w/ you because you don't know my name.
I am Satan, the devil, & from this day forward you will have no sex life."
"Nice to meet you," the golfer replies, "I'm Father O'Malley."

[DCgator]

Very good!

[FeelingTheBlues]

[TSW]

:)

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[mjclark32]

Haha

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