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Old 28 August 2020, 07:06 PM   #1
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Fast Snail.

Fast Snail
There was once a snail that was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datsun 240Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240Z, but he wants it repainted to read 240-S

The dealer asks, "Why?"

The snail replies, "S’ stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."

Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.

The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by they'd say.

"Wow! Look at that S-car go!"
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Old 28 August 2020, 07:38 PM   #2
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Old 28 August 2020, 07:50 PM   #3
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Old 28 August 2020, 08:01 PM   #4
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Old 28 August 2020, 09:53 PM   #5
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You know it's an old joke when there's a Datsun dealership in it
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Old 28 August 2020, 11:20 PM   #6
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Old 29 August 2020, 02:05 PM   #7
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Yes, nissan just launched the 370Z. :)
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Old 22 September 2020, 03:39 AM   #8
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Old 24 September 2020, 02:05 AM   #9
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Old 24 September 2020, 02:05 AM   #10
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Old 24 September 2020, 12:05 PM   #11
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Old 30 October 2020, 11:34 AM   #12
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Not sure I get it - I am slow....

After watching the video, I get it now.
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Old 30 October 2020, 11:38 AM   #13
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Old 13 November 2020, 06:44 AM   #14
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Good joke now that i understand it!


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Old 15 November 2020, 05:58 AM   #15
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Old 15 November 2020, 06:08 AM   #16
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c'est bon...
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Old 16 November 2020, 12:43 AM   #17
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