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Old 13 July 2018, 01:01 PM   #1
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2 cats...

Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"
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Old 13 July 2018, 01:20 PM   #2
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Old 13 July 2018, 02:16 PM   #3
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Old 13 July 2018, 02:18 PM   #4
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Old 13 July 2018, 03:06 PM   #5
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Old 15 July 2018, 12:01 PM   #6
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Old 15 July 2018, 12:03 PM   #7
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Old 17 July 2018, 04:40 AM   #8
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Old 17 July 2018, 08:46 AM   #9
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Old 2 August 2018, 11:21 PM   #10
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Old 8 August 2018, 09:39 AM   #11
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Old 10 August 2018, 04:43 AM   #12
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that's a good one.
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Old 23 August 2018, 01:47 AM   #13
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Old 23 August 2018, 10:12 AM   #14
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Old 30 August 2018, 10:59 AM   #15
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Old 20 September 2018, 10:42 AM   #16
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Funny

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Old 20 September 2018, 11:58 AM   #17
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Old 6 November 2018, 07:32 AM   #18
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I didn't understand this joke. Could anyone explain to me?
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Old 6 November 2018, 11:01 AM   #19
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Old 19 November 2018, 10:48 PM   #20
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Old 23 November 2018, 01:20 AM   #21
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Old 29 November 2018, 10:54 AM   #22
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Good one, lol.
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Old 29 November 2018, 11:34 AM   #23
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