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jatco · 16 December 2013, 07:22 AM

Best Irish Joke in a Long Time............
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Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the Night celebrating St Patrick's Day.

Mick, the bartender says, 'You'll Not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy'..

Paddy replies, 'OK Mick, I'll be on my way then'.

Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off..

He Falls flat on his face. 'Shoite' he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off. He takes a step towards the door and falls Flat on his face, 'Shoite, Shoite !'

He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and some fresh air he'll be fine.

He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up to the door frame.

He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto the sidewalk and falls flat on his face.

'Bi'Jesus... I'm fockin' focked,' he says.
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He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door, hauls himself up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside.. He takes a look up the stairs and says 'No f... Way.

Though he crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says 'I can make it to the bed'.

He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face. He says 'f... It and Falls into bed.

The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying a cup of coffee and says, 'Get up Paddy.

Did you have a bit to drink last Night ?'
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Paddy says, 'I did, Jess. I was f...in' pissed. But how did you know?'
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'Mick phoned .. . . You left your wheelchair at the pub....

Excuse the language.
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MonBK · 16 December 2013, 07:39 AM

Very funny...:)

RRGHOST1 · 16 December 2013, 07:41 AM

Like it ha ha !

Foxy1 · 16 December 2013, 08:20 AM

Very Very funny

Hairdude1 · 16 December 2013, 08:21 AM

DCgator · 16 December 2013, 09:08 AM

too funny!

subtona · 16 December 2013, 09:13 AM

Hahaha

77T · 16 December 2013, 09:14 AM

cop414 · 16 December 2013, 10:26 AM

Cc1966 · 17 December 2013, 03:33 AM

ltmgeller · 17 December 2013, 11:01 AM

Presa canary · 17 December 2013, 11:20 AM

Didn't see it coming. Very funny!

vitalsignsrn · 17 December 2013, 04:40 PM

I didn't see it either…was good..

dysondiver · 17 December 2013, 07:55 PM

very good

polarinda · 17 December 2013, 09:05 PM

what a twist

Bangel · 18 December 2013, 08:39 PM

Good one!

FeelingTheBlues · 18 December 2013, 09:39 PM

That's a punchline I didn't expect!

Psmith · 19 December 2013, 05:01 AM

16 December 2013, 07:22 AM	#1
jatco 2024 ROLEX DATEJUST41 Pledge Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Real Name: Thomas Location: YVR Watch: 116233/79190 Posts: 48,098	..Best Irish Joke in a long time....! Best Irish Joke in a Long Time............ . . Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the Night celebrating St Patrick's Day. Mick, the bartender says, 'You'll Not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy'.. Paddy replies, 'OK Mick, I'll be on my way then'. Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off.. He Falls flat on his face. 'Shoite' he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off. He takes a step towards the door and falls Flat on his face, 'Shoite, Shoite !' He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up to the door frame. He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto the sidewalk and falls flat on his face. 'Bi'Jesus... I'm fockin' focked,' he says. . He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door, hauls himself up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside.. He takes a look up the stairs and says 'No f... Way. Though he crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says 'I can make it to the bed'. He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face. He says 'f... It and Falls into bed. The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying a cup of coffee and says, 'Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last Night ?' . Paddy says, 'I did, Jess. I was f...in' pissed. But how did you know?' . . 'Mick phoned .. . . You left your wheelchair at the pub.... Excuse the language. . __________________ . . ' A Crown for every achievement '

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