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Old 8 February 2019, 05:12 AM   #1
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Future Joke Part II

The bartender says "What'll ya have?"

A Photon walks into a bar.....

(Have to be a true nerd to get that one I guess.....)
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Old 8 February 2019, 10:42 AM   #2
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A photon walked into the motel and asked if there was a room to rent. The desk-clerk said "Sure thing. Can I take your bag up to your room?" The photon said "no, I am traveling light."

An infrared photon walked into a bar and said, "is it hot in here, or is it just me?"

An xray photon walked into a bar. The bartender says, "can I get you something to drink?" The xray photon said, "no, I'm just having a look inside!"

The bartender was fed up with the revelry of the photons, so he turned out the lights and they were gone.
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