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Old 29 July 2009, 11:57 AM   #1
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A young Scottish lad and lassie were sitting on a low stone wall

A young Scottish lad and lassie were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands,
and just gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently, then
finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus."

"Well, uh, I was thinkin ... perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss."

The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek. Then
he blushed.

The two turned once again to gaze out over the loch. After awhile the girl
spoke again, "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."

"Well, uh, I was thinkin ... perhaps it's noo aboot time for a wee cuddle."

The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him for a few seconds. Then he
blushed.

Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch. After awhile, the
girl spoke again, "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."

"Well, uh, I was thinkin ... perhaps it's aboot time you let me poot ma hand
on your leg."

The girl blushed, then took his hand and put it on her knee. Then he blushed.

Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch. After awhile the girl
spoke again, "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."

The young man knit his brow. "Well, now," he said, "My thoughts are a bit more
serious this time."

"Really?" said the girl in a whisper, filled with anticipation.

"Aye," said the lad.

The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush, and bit her lip in anticipation
of the utlimate request.

"Din'na ye think it's aboot time ye paid me the first three pennies?"
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Old 29 July 2009, 03:47 PM   #2
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Old 29 July 2009, 05:36 PM   #3
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Old 29 July 2009, 07:29 PM   #4
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Old 29 July 2009, 10:20 PM   #5
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Very funny!!!
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Old 30 July 2009, 12:35 AM   #6
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hehe...lol!!!
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Old 18 February 2015, 08:20 PM   #7
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Wooahhahahahhaa !!!!
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Old 19 February 2015, 05:23 AM   #8
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Old 19 February 2015, 08:17 AM   #9
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Still as funny as it was in 2009
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Old 19 February 2015, 01:46 PM   #10
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Cute..somehow these classics never age.
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