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Old 5 April 2020, 06:50 AM   #1
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Three old guys sitting on a park bench...

Complaining about getting old.

Guy on one end says: If only I could go number one, I strain and strain but it’s so difficult to go number one.

Guy in the middle says: I go number one easily, every morning at 7:30 like clockwork. Old faithful erupts and I go number one like through a fire hose.

Guy on the other end says: If only I could go number two. I strain and push, eat fiber, lettuce, but it is so difficult to go number two.

Guy in the middle says: I go number two easily, every morning at 7:35 I go number two like Mount Vesuvius erupting, cleans me out completely and no problem.

Both guys on the ends ask at the same time: Then what are you complaining about!?

Guy says: I don’t get out of bed until 9:00.
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Old 5 April 2020, 07:17 AM   #2
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HA, pretty funny!

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