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Old 3 March 2022, 09:16 AM   #1
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Know ant Rolex Jokes??

Mine:
A Yuppie is driving his BMW & admiring his Rolex with his arm resting outside his BMW. He is so enthralled, he doesn't notice he has veered into another lane of traffic, causing his car to be side-swiped.
The other driver rushes over & the Yuppie is crying: "Oh my God..My Beemer, my Beemer." The other driver says: "Man, what about YOUR ARM"?? The Yuppie sees his severed arm In the road & begins to shout "Oh my God, MY ROLEX, My Rolex"!!

I'll be here all week!

Your Rolex Jokes??
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Old 3 March 2022, 12:40 PM   #2
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Heard this before

And where is the ant in the story?




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Old 3 March 2022, 12:52 PM   #3
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There are a plethora of Rolex jokes listed in the for sales forum. Pick one, any one, and have a good laugh. I especially love the one where the panda is listed for $53k
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Old 4 March 2022, 12:35 PM   #4
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There are a plethora of Rolex jokes listed in the for sales forum. Pick one, any one, and have a good laugh. I especially love the one where the panda is listed for $53k
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Old 4 March 2022, 02:29 PM   #5
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I have a great joke about the 116500LN, but you probably won't get it.
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Old 5 March 2022, 12:17 AM   #6
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Old 5 March 2022, 12:55 AM   #7
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You hear about the three armed robbers at the local
Rolex dealer?? They got away empty handed.
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Old 12 May 2022, 06:09 PM   #8
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Icon6 nice joke

hahahahaaaa
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Old 19 May 2022, 06:24 AM   #9
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These are great
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Old 19 May 2022, 06:28 AM   #10
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wee-Willie View Post
Mine:
A Yuppie is driving his BMW & admiring his Rolex with his arm resting outside his BMW. He is so enthralled, he doesn't notice he has veered into another lane of traffic, causing his car to be side-swiped.
The other driver rushes over & the Yuppie is crying: "Oh my God..My Beemer, my Beemer." The other driver says: "Man, what about YOUR ARM"?? The Yuppie sees his severed arm In the road & begins to shout "Oh my God, MY ROLEX, My Rolex"!!

I'll be here all week!

Your Rolex Jokes??
Where was the ant in the joke - I was looking forward to an ‘ant rolex joke’ as per your title?
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Old 19 May 2022, 07:24 AM   #11
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I think they misunderstood when I said 'I wanna watch.'

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Old 13 June 2022, 12:25 PM   #12
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