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Old 11 May 2022, 06:43 AM   #1
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Why did the dolphin go to graduate school

.... Because it gave his life porpoise
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Old 11 May 2022, 12:29 PM   #2
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Old 11 May 2022, 05:56 PM   #3
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My wife said.

That’s really bad.

But she doesn’t have a sense of humour.
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Old 11 May 2022, 09:31 PM   #4
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Old 11 May 2022, 09:35 PM   #5
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I told this to my wife, she said "that is such a Dad joke". I chuckled.
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Old 11 May 2022, 10:14 PM   #6
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Old 19 May 2022, 06:23 AM   #7
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Good ol dad joke
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I told this to my wife, she said "that is such a Dad joke". I chuckled.
Yeah, and that is why she married you.
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