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Old 2 July 2022, 05:46 AM   #1
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The reason that Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea and her friends, Barny, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen- Ellie (pharmacist), Thelma Lou, Clara, and, of course Opie all were all single.The only married person was Otis, and he Stayed drunk. Happy 4th of July all!!
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Old 7 July 2022, 02:33 AM   #2
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Old 27 July 2022, 03:17 AM   #4
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i never ever thought about that....man oh man...after watching that show back then and still now....all were single but one....ohh Andy was a widower....?????..still funny than heck....cant wait to tell the girlfriend...im gonna look smart..
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Old 27 July 2022, 03:21 AM   #5
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The reason that Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea and her friends, Barny, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen- Ellie (pharmacist), Thelma Lou, Clara, and, of course Opie all were all single.The only married person was Otis, and he Stayed drunk. Happy 4th of July all!!
Damn! You are a genius sir!!!. Where was this advice in my early years...lol.
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