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padi56 · 17 August 2005, 12:56 AM

Warning very explicit picture below

A herd of cows in Russia will have a merry time this year, after having their usual fodder destroyed they will be fed confiscated marijuana over the cold months.

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Drug workers said they adopted the unusual form of animal husbandry after they were forced to destroy the sunflowers and maize crops that the 40 tonnes of marijuana had been planted among, Novye Izvestia daily reported.

"There is simply no other way out. You see, the fields are planted with feed crops and if we remove it all the cows will have nothing to eat," a Federal Drugs Control Service spokeswoman for the Urals region of Sverdlovsk told the paper.

"I don't know what the milk will be like after this."

Something tells me that the milk from this herd will bloody expensive and quite potent.
Sorry, couldn't resist.

Uncle-AJ · 17 August 2005, 04:03 AM

I suppose they could make potted cream out of the milk.

BTW that picture is udderly fantastic.

JJ Irani · 17 August 2005, 04:15 AM

LMAO at BOTH you tossers....Adrian, your comments are sometimes even funnier than the original joke!!

Gedanken · 17 August 2005, 08:42 AM

Don't cows eat grass anyway?

padi56 · 17 August 2005, 06:19 PM

Bet them cows drop some very good sh#t man

Earl · 18 August 2005, 12:28 AM

Yikes! man did you see the teats on her?

17 August 2005, 12:56 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,426	Stone the cows? Warning very explicit picture below A herd of cows in Russia will have a merry time this year, after having their usual fodder destroyed they will be fed confiscated marijuana over the cold months. Quote: Drug workers said they adopted the unusual form of animal husbandry after they were forced to destroy the sunflowers and maize crops that the 40 tonnes of marijuana had been planted among, Novye Izvestia daily reported. "There is simply no other way out. You see, the fields are planted with feed crops and if we remove it all the cows will have nothing to eat," a Federal Drugs Control Service spokeswoman for the Urals region of Sverdlovsk told the paper. "I don't know what the milk will be like after this." Something tells me that the milk from this herd will bloody expensive and quite potent. Sorry, couldn't resist. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

17 August 2005, 04:03 AM	#2
Uncle-AJ "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Real Name: Adrian Location: Bolton, UK. Watch: Daytona 116520 Posts: 6,844	I suppose they could make potted cream out of the milk. BTW that picture is udderly fantastic. __________________ A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.........Segal's Law Member #10

17 August 2005, 04:15 AM	#3
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,320	LMAO at BOTH you tossers....Adrian, your comments are sometimes even funnier than the original joke!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

17 August 2005, 08:42 AM	#4
Gedanken "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Sir Location: Melbourne Watch: F-series SD Posts: 8,589	Don't cows eat grass anyway? __________________ You buy a Casio to make sure you're on time; you wear a Rolex because you don't have to be on time.

17 August 2005, 06:19 PM	#5
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,426	Bet them cows drop some very good sh#t man __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

18 August 2005, 12:28 AM	#6
Earl "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Who Me? Location: Northern Virginia Watch: out Posts: 4,616	Yikes! man did you see the teats on her?

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