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Old 11 June 2005, 12:21 PM   #1
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Woman sneezing

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose and then shuddered for 10 or 15 seconds.
The man went back to his reading.
A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, gently wiped her nose and shuddered again.
The man was becoming more and more curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed and the woman sneezed one more time. Again she took a tissue, gently wiped her nose and shuddered violently.

The man couldn’t restrain his curiosity. He turned to the woman and said, “Are you all right?”

“I’m sorry if I disturbed you,” the woman replied, “I have a rare condition; when I sneeze, I have an orgasm.
The man was a little embarrassed but even more curious and said,”I’ve never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?” The woman looked at him and said, “Pepper.”
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Old 11 June 2005, 02:32 PM   #2
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LMAO! Good one, Uncle-AJ!!
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Old 11 June 2005, 02:50 PM   #3
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LOL!!
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Old 11 June 2005, 11:54 PM   #4
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Adrian, good one!
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Old 10 May 2009, 05:43 AM   #5
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Old 10 May 2009, 06:43 AM   #6
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Old 10 May 2009, 12:37 PM   #7
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Old 10 May 2009, 12:40 PM   #8
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Old 10 May 2009, 03:39 PM   #9
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Old 10 May 2009, 07:32 PM   #10
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Old 10 May 2009, 09:37 PM   #11
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Old 10 May 2009, 11:40 PM   #12
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