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mailman · 20 February 2008, 08:02 PM

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

Uncle-AJ · 20 February 2008, 08:32 PM

I couldn't touch my teeth with my tongue..................they were in a glass on the bedside table.

frostie · 20 February 2008, 09:24 PM

mdx77 · 21 February 2008, 02:22 AM

CLASSIC!

JJ Irani · 21 February 2008, 03:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Uncle-AJ

I couldn't touch my teeth with my tongue..................they were in a glass on the bedside table.

What a cracker!!!

C.J. · 21 February 2008, 03:06 AM

You left out #7.

The Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds saying is total B.S.

JJ Irani · 21 February 2008, 03:08 AM

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Originally Posted by C.J.

You left out #7.

The Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds saying is total B.S.

C.J. · 21 February 2008, 03:13 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

What's so funny, tosser? We could always add #8. The famous quote used by Mr. JJ Irani "This one's a keeper, for sure" is also total B.S.

Robb · 21 February 2008, 03:23 AM

Mrdi · 21 February 2008, 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uncle-AJ

I couldn't touch my teeth with my tongue..................they were in a glass on the bedside table.

But you tried, long way down to the bottom of that glass, Eh?
Next time use a cup, that fizzy cleaner tastes yuk anyway.

Uncle-AJ · 21 February 2008, 03:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Mrdi

But you tried, long way down to the bottom of that glass, Eh?
Next time use a cup, that fizzy cleaner tastes yuk anyway.

I'll take your word for that.

GerardoG · 21 February 2008, 03:39 AM

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Originally Posted by C.J.

What's so funny, tosser? We could always add #8. The famous quote used by Mr. JJ Irani "This one's a keeper, for sure" is also total B.S.

jasonbellevue · 21 February 2008, 02:17 PM

bgriz · 21 February 2008, 11:41 PM

20 February 2008, 08:02 PM	#1
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