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Old 15 February 2014, 08:18 AM   #1
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"As good as this bar is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home.

"As good as this bar is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow, there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink."

"Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local in London, the Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two."

"Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said Paddy Murphy, the Irishman. "Back home in me favorite pub in Galway, the moment you set foot in the place, they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like, actually. Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see dat you get laid, all on the house!"
The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of the claims. "Did this actually happen to you?"
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Old 15 February 2014, 08:21 AM   #2
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no ,, i believe that




it happened to my sister............lol
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Old 15 February 2014, 08:23 AM   #3
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Will part 2 air tomorrow?
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Old 15 February 2014, 11:27 AM   #5
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The suspense is strong in this one...
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Old 15 February 2014, 02:55 PM   #6
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Old 16 February 2014, 03:56 AM   #8
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The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of the claims. "Did this actually happen to you?"

"Not meself, personally, no," admitted the Irishman, "but it did happen to me sister quite a few times."
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