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nickb732 · 4 April 2014, 06:26 PM

Stay with this one. Worth following as there's a lesson to be learned.
1. It's a slow day in the small town of Pumphandle and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living on credit.
2. A tourist visiting the area drives through town, stops at the motel, and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs to pick one for the night.
3.As soon as he walks upstairs, the motel owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.
4.The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the pig farmer.
5.The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill to his feed supplier, the Co-op.
6.The guy at the Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her "services" on credit.
7.The hooker rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with the hotel Owner.
8.The hotel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the traveler will not suspect anything.
9.At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, picks up the $100 bill and leaves.
10.No one produced anything. No one earned anything. However, the whole town now thinks that they are out of debt and there is a false atmosphere of optimism and glee.

And that, my friends, is how a "Government Stimulus Package" works!

Foxy1 · 4 April 2014, 07:38 PM

But the thIng is it worked and everyone is happy LOLOLOLOLOL

jmiicustomz · 4 April 2014, 07:47 PM

So true

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robisan · 4 April 2014, 07:47 PM

what a merry go around, lol.

MonBK · 4 April 2014, 07:52 PM

Good one..;)

cop414 · 4 April 2014, 09:23 PM

FeelingTheBlues · 4 April 2014, 10:07 PM

So to clear up all my debts, all I need to do is go to the hotel...

Hairdude1 · 5 April 2014, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by cop414

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Bangel · 7 April 2014, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by FeelingTheBlues

So to clear up all my debts, all I need to do is go to the hotel...

No Carl, you need to be the hotel proprietor who rents his rooms out to prostitutes!

77T · 9 April 2014, 12:02 PM

Now that's a value prop I can go for

4 April 2014, 06:26 PM	#1
nickb732 "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2014 Real Name: Nicholas Location: UK Posts: 2,630	$100 Stay with this one. Worth following as there's a lesson to be learned. 1. It's a slow day in the small town of Pumphandle and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living on credit. 2. A tourist visiting the area drives through town, stops at the motel, and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs to pick one for the night. 3.As soon as he walks upstairs, the motel owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher. 4.The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the pig farmer. 5.The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill to his feed supplier, the Co-op. 6.The guy at the Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her "services" on credit. 7.The hooker rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with the hotel Owner. 8.The hotel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the traveler will not suspect anything. 9.At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, picks up the $100 bill and leaves. 10.No one produced anything. No one earned anything. However, the whole town now thinks that they are out of debt and there is a false atmosphere of optimism and glee. And that, my friends, is how a "Government Stimulus Package" works! __________________ Nick

4 April 2014, 07:38 PM	#2
Foxy1 "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2013 Real Name: Steve Location: Everywhere Watch: Love them all Posts: 1,503	But the thIng is it worked and everyone is happy LOLOLOLOLOL __________________ There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad. Salvador Dali

4 April 2014, 09:23 PM	#6
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4 April 2014, 10:07 PM	#7
FeelingTheBlues "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Real Name: Carl Location: Always moving Watch: If you wish... Posts: 22,039	So to clear up all my debts, all I need to do is go to the hotel... __________________ Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir, Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire, J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout, On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout. - André Fortin

9 April 2014, 12:02 PM	#10
77T 2024 ROLEX DATEJUST41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Real Name: PaulG Location: Georgia Posts: 40,694	Now that's a value prop I can go for __________________ Does anyone really know what time it is?

4 April 2014, 07:47 PM	#3
jmiicustomz "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2013 Real Name: John Location: North Carolina Watch: 1953 pre explorer Posts: 2,758	So true Sent from my C771 using Tapatalk 2

4 April 2014, 07:47 PM	#4
robisan "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: PH Posts: 545	what a merry go around, lol.

4 April 2014, 07:52 PM	#5
MonBK Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Kingstown Posts: 58,281	Good one..;)

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