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Old 4 March 2023, 11:40 AM   #1
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Sir John

Sir John had a reputation as quite the ladies man.

One night while attending a Black Tie Charity event, he was approached by a very refined gentleman who asked,

"Are you Sir John?"

Sir John replied "Yes I am."

The refined looking gentleman then asked,

"Did you have sex with a Lady Cunningham?"

Sir John thought for a moment and replied,

"Yes, now I remember her. I did, but only once."

The refined looking gentleman said,

"Well I am Lord Cunningham and I don't like it!"

Sir John replied,

"I didn't either."
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Old 9 March 2023, 01:47 PM   #4
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