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Old 28 April 2012, 12:08 PM   #1
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Virginity

When asked about her virginity by her new boyfriend,the young lady replied,

"I may have lost my virginity but I`ve still got the box it came in".
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Old 28 April 2012, 01:32 PM   #2
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When asked about her virginity by her new boyfriend,the young lady replied,

"I may have lost my virginity but I`ve still got the box it came in".
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Old 28 April 2012, 02:10 PM   #3
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Old 28 April 2012, 03:30 PM   #4
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Old 29 April 2012, 02:14 AM   #5
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What a great one for a watch forum........its all about the box
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Old 29 April 2012, 02:18 AM   #6
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Old 29 April 2012, 02:25 AM   #7
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Old 29 April 2012, 01:52 PM   #8
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Old 29 April 2012, 02:15 PM   #9
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Old 29 April 2012, 05:56 PM   #10
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Old 30 April 2012, 10:45 AM   #11
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…..but did she have the original papers?
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Old 1 May 2012, 02:09 AM   #12
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Old 6 May 2012, 02:19 AM   #13
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Old 7 May 2012, 01:53 PM   #14
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Old 8 May 2012, 02:19 AM   #15
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Old 12 May 2012, 07:01 AM   #16
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With reference to the front end of an aeroplane the guys call it a cockpit the girls call it the box office.
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