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8 December 2019, 03:20 AM | #1 |
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Christmas Shopping
It's just before Christmas and a couple is at the local mall trying to finish up their shopping, when the wife notices her husband has disappeared. They still have several stops to make, so she takes out her cell phone to find out where he's wandered off to.
"Where are you?", the wife asks, "You know we still have a lot to do." The husband answers back, "You remember that jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace, and I couldn't afford it then, but I told you someday when I could, and I'd come back and get it for you?" Already choking up, the wife now has little tears starting to inch down her cheeks. "Yes I do remember that shop.", she says. "I'm in the gun shop next door."
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8 December 2019, 05:19 AM | #2 |
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10 December 2019, 01:17 AM | #3 |
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14 December 2019, 02:50 PM | #4 |
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15 December 2019, 12:42 AM | #5 |
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Haaahaa!
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27 December 2019, 04:39 AM | #6 |
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Funny and sad for her
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9 January 2020, 08:16 AM | #7 |
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13 January 2020, 02:25 PM | #8 |
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It was cruel lol
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