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15 January 2020, 10:53 PM | #61 |
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15 January 2020, 11:13 PM | #62 |
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My therapist told me I have a problem with vengeance.
We'll see about that.
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15 January 2020, 11:15 PM | #63 |
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Why do thrill seekers like to go camping?
It's In Tents |
18 January 2020, 11:28 PM | #64 |
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What did Kermit say at Jim Henson's funeral?
Nothing
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19 January 2020, 07:11 PM | #65 |
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22 January 2020, 06:44 AM | #66 |
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Barbie has never had children.......
..........................................'Cause Ken comes (sic) in a seperate box. |
28 February 2020, 04:36 AM | #67 |
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A guy ran up to me shouting "I'm a Teepee! I'm a Wigwam! I'm a Teepee! I'm a Wigwam! "
I said "Relax, man! You're too tense."
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28 February 2020, 05:08 AM | #68 |
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Got my girlfriend some lingerie for Valentines day, and she said it doesn't really count because it's mainly for me. I said, not true, it was actually for my ex girlfriend.
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13 June 2020, 09:19 PM | #69 |
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Two cannibals were eating a comedian, one looks at the other and says...
Does this taste funny to you? |
14 June 2020, 02:13 AM | #70 |
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Man walks up to the librarian and asks if they have any books on paranoia.
She whispers back, 'They're right behind you".
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30 June 2020, 05:12 AM | #71 |
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I know now what DNA stands for...
National Dislexic Association. |
30 June 2020, 12:57 PM | #72 |
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The bartender says "We don't serve your kind in here."
A tachyon walks into a bar. |
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What language do porcupines speak? Spine language.
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7 July 2020, 05:43 AM | #74 |
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Here's a classic:
What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breath through that thing! Clean right? |
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Well some of these made me smile....so that was good!
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Just got robbed by six dwarfs.
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10 July 2020, 01:47 PM | #77 |
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I used to be dyslexic. But I'm KO now.
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12 July 2020, 06:19 PM | #78 |
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Whad'ya call a man with a plank on his head? Edward.
Whad'ya call a man with three planks on his head? Edward Woodward. |
12 July 2020, 06:22 PM | #79 |
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What's brown, and sounds like a bell? Dung.
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