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Old 13 February 2017, 09:25 PM   #1
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Watch joke

A man calls his wife into the bedroom.

"I want to show you the new watch I got today."

She goes in and find him with his pants down.

"That's not a watch!" she says.

"It will be once you put two hands and a face on it."
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Old 13 February 2017, 10:25 PM   #2
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Old 13 February 2017, 10:44 PM   #3
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Old 14 February 2017, 12:06 PM   #4
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Old 14 February 2017, 02:07 PM   #5
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Old 17 February 2017, 05:17 AM   #6
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Old 17 February 2017, 01:24 PM   #7
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Old 17 February 2017, 07:37 PM   #8
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Old 17 February 2017, 07:50 PM   #9
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Old 17 February 2017, 09:57 PM   #10
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Old 21 February 2017, 01:37 PM   #11
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Old 22 February 2017, 01:17 PM   #12
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