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Old 8 May 2018, 08:08 PM   #1
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Icon10 Tarzan and Jane (Work and teenager safe).

Tarzan was wandering through the jungle one day and he stumbles across a beautiful woman lying naked in the sun. He stands there, absolutely dumbstruck, admiring this vision from the heavens. She suddenly sits up and catches him staring.
“Hello” says the woman “I’m Jane”.
“Um, hello, me, um, T-T-T-Tarzan” stammers the Lord of the Jungle.
Jane giggles and says “You look like you’ve never seen a woman before.”
“N-n-n-no, n-n-n-never.”
“Well, I guess you’ve never had the warmth and pleasure of a woman’s body? Why not come over here and let’s see if we can do something with that bulge in your loincloth.”
“Me? Y-y-y-you mean m-m-m-me? Come over to you and, um........”
“That’s right” said Jane.
“B-b-b-but me never done it with a woman before” says Tarzan, going a deep shade of red.
“You mean you’ve never made love before?” says Jane, quote astonished.
“Well, um, no, er, yes, um, well, sort of.......” says Tarzan.
“If not with a woman, then who, or what, with?” says Jane, getting rather intrigued.
“Um, well, me put it in, um, a t-t-t-tree, and, er, r-r-r-relieve myself that w-w-way”
“Oh my goodness, you poor, poor man” says our jungle princess. “Come here and let me show you how it’s really done”
Jane lays back in the grass and slowly, seductively, opens her legs. “Come and put it in here, big boy!”
Tarzan drifted towards Jane, glassy-eyed and drooling, convinced he was in a dream. Then he was almost upon her and he suddenly launched his right foot square in Jane’s lady parts with brutal force. She let out an earth shattering scream and rolled around on the jungle floor for what seemed like hours in the most unspeakable agony. When she finally regained her composure and the ability to speak, she snarled at Tarzan “You absolute bastard!” she gasped, “what the hell you do that for!”
“Me checking for wasps”.
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Old 9 May 2018, 05:06 AM   #2
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Old 9 May 2018, 08:37 AM   #3
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