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Old 13 April 2011, 08:27 AM   #31
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I would go with the Deep Sea.
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Old 13 April 2011, 08:33 AM   #32
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Are you going to get the goldfish an underwater camera, so he can post pix online too?!?
Don't forget to give him a coin so we all believe him!
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Old 13 April 2011, 08:34 AM   #33
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Old 13 April 2011, 08:35 AM   #34
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OMG WTF give him this:
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Old 13 April 2011, 08:37 AM   #35
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Wow!
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Old 13 April 2011, 08:39 AM   #36
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Was your goldfish's dad an investment banker? A real "shark"?
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Old 13 April 2011, 08:44 AM   #37
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[QUOTE=spuds;2429935]But guys he's gotta be maybe three years old now & he did so well in his pre-"school" exams.....


Dan, Dan, Dan. What are you thinking? Have you gone off the 'deep end'.The age is seven (not three, not 1, not 6 weeks). Now in gold fish years, that could be 1034 for all I know. But the magic number is seven.
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Old 13 April 2011, 08:45 AM   #38
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Why the hell not?!?

He can't help being born a fish.

How would you like being stuck in a bowl all day?
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Old 13 April 2011, 08:45 AM   #39
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Def deepsea!
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Old 13 April 2011, 08:50 AM   #40
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Was your goldfish's dad an investment banker? A real "shark"?
Dan, are you an investment banker?
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Old 13 April 2011, 08:55 AM   #41
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Dan ...... get your fish this Rolex special edition!
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Old 13 April 2011, 08:57 AM   #42
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I wanna eat your goldfish......and wear his watch also...:bartmoon
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Old 13 April 2011, 09:06 AM   #43
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I think you should give him a fake and see if he figures it out, then and only then should you get him a real one.

Just think, what if he takes it apart?

Did you consider getting him an education? What about having him save money and earn his own Rolex?

More importantly, what does his mother think of you offering to spoil him this way?
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Old 13 April 2011, 09:20 AM   #44
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Will you be needing any coleslaw and fries with that Sub, sir?
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Old 13 April 2011, 09:31 AM   #45
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why not buy him a $250,000 platinum perlmaster?
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Old 13 April 2011, 09:35 AM   #46
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why not buy him a $250,000 platinum perlmaster?
Then it has to be on an Oyster bracelet
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Old 13 April 2011, 09:37 AM   #47
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I'm thinking that fish would go good with some cocktail sauce................
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Old 13 April 2011, 09:56 AM   #48
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What if the big fish in the other bowl that he just took down in the last play mugs him for it?
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Old 13 April 2011, 09:59 AM   #49
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A fella on here was selling a beautiful MilSub. Only £65,000! I thinks your fish deserves the very best!
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Old 13 April 2011, 10:03 AM   #50
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OMG WTF give him this:
Then you can strap a DSSD to the display cuff in the bowl
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Old 13 April 2011, 10:29 AM   #51
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I've got a pet fish called Eric.

He is an Halibut. Chose him out of thousands. Didn't like the others they were all too flat...
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Old 13 April 2011, 10:37 AM   #52
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Is there a triple facepalm image around???

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Old 13 April 2011, 12:19 PM   #53
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18K GOLDfish

Is going to have to be the 18K sub... He's a GOLD fish after all.

PS - this thread really made me laugh!!!
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Old 13 April 2011, 12:25 PM   #54
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Look-there goes a giant squid.
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Old 13 April 2011, 12:30 PM   #55
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As long as he doesn't sleep at the very depths of the bottom off the fish bowl, the Sub should do just fine.

The real problem or question should be, Bracelet or Nato?
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Old 13 April 2011, 04:52 PM   #56
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Get him the Sub he'll love it, but tell him to watch out for cat-burglars













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Old 13 April 2011, 05:02 PM   #57
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mmmmm ..... Goldfish...
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Old 13 April 2011, 05:04 PM   #58
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lol..... love that cat burglar
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Old 13 April 2011, 09:53 PM   #59
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ABSOLUTELY NOT!
Too young to have a watch like that.
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Old 20 April 2011, 11:50 PM   #60
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Maybe the goldfish would prefer a G-shock!!!
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