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Old 29 July 2008, 09:44 PM   #1
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Things you can't say when drunk!

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

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Old 29 July 2008, 10:07 PM   #2
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Old 30 July 2008, 03:32 AM   #3
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Old 30 July 2008, 03:48 AM   #4
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I laughed so hard- i was taking a few attempts to get some of them and i was thinking how hard the impossible ones are going to be and then ........

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Old 30 July 2008, 06:39 AM   #5
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Now that hits a bit too close to home!
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