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Old 7 April 2010, 06:56 AM   #1
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Why did JJ prefer cyclops?>>>>>>>

I don't know.

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Old 7 April 2010, 06:58 AM   #2
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Jocke - are those glasses for real?
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Old 7 April 2010, 07:02 AM   #5
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Jocke - are those glasses for real?
Only that tosser's photoshop skills are for real!!
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Old 7 April 2010, 07:05 AM   #6
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Jocke - are those glasses for real?
Yes you can order them from Ray Ban Model Number 1914 (JJ's birth year) and the name is: Perpetual Date Window Shooting Range.

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Old 7 April 2010, 07:06 AM   #7
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Only that tosser's photoshop skills are for real!!
I might have known, JJ

Jocke, just how you dream up these stunts is amazing
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Old 7 April 2010, 07:09 AM   #8
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Yes you can order them from Ray Ban Model Number 1914 (JJ's birth year) and the name is: Perpetual Date Window Shooting Range.

Well, Jocke, if those shades were any bigger, he might as well be wearing a diver's mask

Oh no - don't get any ideas!!
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Only that tosser's photoshop skills are for real!!
It amazes me how quickly people here can put their hands on photos when they need them....JJ...it seems like they take your photo postings and save them for subsequent sabotage....good thing your a good sport...cause you may be supplying some of the ammunition!!!
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Yes you can order them from Ray Ban Model Number 1914 (JJ's birth year) and the name is: Perpetual Date Window Shooting Range.

Jocke, I heard that sunglass model was also excellent for spotting sheep!
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Old 7 April 2010, 07:14 AM   #11
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Jocke, I heard that sunglass model was also excellent for spotting sheep!
He use the loupe to spotting sheeps.

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Old 7 April 2010, 07:16 AM   #12
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It amazes me how quickly people here can put their hands on photos when they need them....JJ...it seems like they take your photo postings and save them for subsequent sabotage....good thing your a good sport...cause you may be supplying some of the ammunition!!!
Thanks, Murray...........yes, I know......I've gone and splattered my pics all over this forum...........and guys with photoshop skills have taken full advantage of that!!

Now, tell me one thing, buddy! Does it look like I care?
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It amazes me how quickly people here can put their hands on photos when they need them....JJ...it seems like they take your photo postings and save them for subsequent sabotage....good thing your a good sport...cause you may be supplying some of the ammunition!!!
There is a little promotion movie at Youtube.

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Old 7 April 2010, 07:20 AM   #14
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The longer I'm here the more I like this place - I feel quite at home amongst all the sanity!!
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Old 7 April 2010, 07:21 AM   #15
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The longer I'm here the more I like this place - I feel quite at home amongst all the sanity!!
You actually see any semblance of sanity in this madhouse, Terry?
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The longer I'm here the more I like this place - I feel quite at home amongst all the sanity!!
Sanity? We're all barking!!
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Old 7 April 2010, 07:29 AM   #17
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You actually see any semblance of sanity, Terry?
My point precisely JJ, in my world I'm considered quite insane (well I defuse bombs for a living) - here I feel quite normal

@Jocke - I hereby nominate you for the youtube Oscar Award 2010 (director category) - I have now also come to understand why you are the chief bastid tosser
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Old 7 April 2010, 07:31 AM   #18
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My point precisely JJ, in my world I'm considered quite insane (well I defuse bombs for a living) - here I feel quite normal

@Jocke - I hereby nominate you for the youtube Oscar Award 2010 (director category) - I have now also come to understand why you are the chief bastid tosser
Thanks for the kind words. This is hard work to keep up with some new things.
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Old 7 April 2010, 07:39 AM   #19
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@Jocke - I hereby nominate you for the youtube Oscar Award 2010 (director category) - I have now also come to understand why you are the chief bastid tosser
I have just seen the video, Jocke - so funny!!
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Jocke, that Youtube video is outstanding ....... best video of the year award goes to you!

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Old 7 April 2010, 07:57 AM   #21
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I don't know.

He looks rather dashing with his new glasses.

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Two questions... whats JJ hiding in his right hand

and secondly, whys the pic called JJCY
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Can one buy larger sunglasses? I suppose for an elephant perhaps....
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and secondly, whys the pic called JJCY
That was the camera case, Terry. And on that day I went over to my AD (it was way back in Dec. 07) to purchase my brand new Platty YM!!

JJCY = JJ Cyclops (I guess)!!
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Jocke, you are the Numero Uno in more ways than one! Great little "movie" of Mr. Rolex!
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Great video Jocke!

Is that Joe Bonamassa on guitar for the backing track?
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That was the camera case, Terry. And on that day I went over to my AD (it was way back in Dec. 07) to purchase my brand new Platty YM!!

JJCY = JJ Cyclops (I guess)!!
Oh ok, great, I thought it was something along the lines of, "JJ CY we take the piss out of him all the time." or something similar.
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The sheep looking at JJ's pic on the TV with the caption "Who's your daddy?" I was howling. Great job on the video.
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Great video Jocke!

Is that Joe Bonamassa on guitar for the backing track?
Correctomundo.
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