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Old 19 April 2018, 09:26 PM   #1
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Why Women Make Better Assassins

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the

background checks, interviews and testing were done,

there were three finalists: two men and a woman.



For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to

a large metal door and handed him a gun.



"We must know that you will follow your instructions no

matter what the circumstances.



Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her."


The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot
my wife."


The agent said, "Then you are not the right man for this job.

Take your wife and go home.”



The second man was given the same instructions. He took

the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five

minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried,

but I can't kill my wife.”



The agent said, "You don't have what it takes, so take your

wife and go home. “


Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same

instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went

into the room. Shots were heard one after another. They heard

screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. After a few

minutes, all was quiet.



The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping

sweat from her brow.



"The gun was loaded with blanks," she said. "I had to kill him

with the chair.”

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Old 20 April 2018, 02:06 AM   #2
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Old 20 April 2018, 02:47 AM   #3
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Old 20 April 2018, 02:50 AM   #4
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ha. good one.
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Old 20 April 2018, 03:02 AM   #5
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Old 20 April 2018, 01:27 PM   #7
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Old 20 April 2018, 01:31 PM   #8
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Old 5 May 2018, 02:25 AM   #17
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HAAHAHA You surely made a good point. I enjoyed reading this.
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