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Old 25 September 2010, 07:51 AM   #1
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The Rolex dog

Jack was showing a group of people how smart his dog, Sammy, was.
Everything he told the dog to do he did. The dog could send an email using Jack's blackberry, he could program Tivo. The dog even managed to drive Jack's car round the block.
Everyone was amazed. Jack was really proud.
"You haven't seen anything yet", He said. He then gave Sammy the dog his Rolex and told him to adjust the watch for daylight savings time.

Sammy took off with the watch around his paws. Hours later when he hadn't returned, Jack decided to go look for him. He soon found him in a back alley mounting several female dog breeds.

"Sammy, you've never disobeyed me before what happened?" Jacked yelled.

"Well, I never had a Rolex before!" was all Sammy could say as he fondled the poodle.
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Old 25 September 2010, 08:27 AM   #2
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Old 25 September 2010, 09:09 AM   #3
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