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Old 31 January 2017, 11:55 PM   #1
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The Candy With The Little Hole

This should make you smile.

You have to love little kids.

A teacher brought a bunch of candy to share with her students.

The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red....................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ..............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said, "I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, "Oh my God! They're ass-holes!"

The teacher had to leave the room....

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Old 1 February 2017, 12:45 AM   #2
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Old 1 February 2017, 12:52 AM   #3
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Haha..:)
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Old 3 February 2017, 01:58 AM   #9
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