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Old 13 June 2017, 08:23 PM   #1
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Little Johnny

Little Johnny is sitting on his front porch with a bottle of acid and an eyedropper killing ants.... Father Bill walks by and sees this and says to Johnny those ants are part of gods creatures how about I trade your bottle of acid for my bottle of holy water.... to which Johnny replies .. Father what good is holy water ?? Well Johnny yesterday I put this holy water on a woman stomach and she passed a baby! ... Johnny quickly replies.... Father that's nuthin I put this acid on a cats azz and he passed a motorcycle!
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Old 13 June 2017, 10:06 PM   #2
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Old 14 June 2017, 08:28 AM   #3
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Old 21 June 2017, 09:24 AM   #5
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Haaa. Good one. Reminds me, is Fr. John still around?


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