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28 July 2006, 03:00 AM
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Q: What do you call a New Zealand farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A: A pimp. Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers? A: They're hard to get started, emit foul odours, and don't work half the time. Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? A: When a bus-load of politicians goes off a cliff. Q: What is the definition of a "crying shame"? A: There was an empty seat. Q: What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? A: After a year, the dog is still excited to see you. Q: Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? A: Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes. Q: What's the difference between a Lawyer and a gigolo? A: A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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 ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder 
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28 July 2006, 06:55 AM
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28 July 2006, 09:39 AM
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Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo.  I just hope that damn golfer isn't there 
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28 July 2006, 10:52 AM
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28 July 2006, 10:52 AM
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28 July 2006, 12:34 PM
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Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!! |
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28 July 2006, 06:19 PM
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28 July 2006, 09:01 PM
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ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder
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