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padi56 · 28 July 2006, 03:01 AM

"If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all."
Rodney Dangerfield.

"Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one."
Woody Allen.

"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life."
Emo Philip's.

"What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home."
Ken Hammond.

"Like most men, I am consumed with desire whenever a lesbian gets within twenty feet."
Taki.

"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy."
Steve Martin.

"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."
Joan Rivers.

"I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practises they choose; they should draw the line at goats though."
Elton John.

"My girlfriend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'."
Emo Philip's.

"I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women."
Bernard Manning.

"I'm such a good lover because I practise a lot on my own."
Woody Allen.

"It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on."
Marilyn Munroe.

"When I'm good I'm very, very good but when I'm bad I'm better."
Mae West.

"Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer."
Joan Rivers.

JJ Irani · 28 July 2006, 06:54 AM

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mailman · 28 July 2006, 10:54 AM

The Dude · 28 July 2006, 11:59 AM

padi56 · 28 July 2006, 09:02 PM

28 July 2006, 03:01 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,359	Philosophy. "If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all." Rodney Dangerfield. "Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one." Woody Allen. "You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life." Emo Philip's. "What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home." Ken Hammond. "Like most men, I am consumed with desire whenever a lesbian gets within twenty feet." Taki. "Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy." Steve Martin. "My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on." Joan Rivers. "I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practises they choose; they should draw the line at goats though." Elton John. "My girlfriend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'." Emo Philip's. "I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women." Bernard Manning. "I'm such a good lover because I practise a lot on my own." Woody Allen. "It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on." Marilyn Munroe. "When I'm good I'm very, very good but when I'm bad I'm better." Mae West. "Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer." Joan Rivers. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

28 July 2006, 06:54 AM	#2
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28 July 2006, 09:42 AM	#3
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28 July 2006, 11:59 AM	#5
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28 July 2006, 09:02 PM	#6
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 52,359	__________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

28 July 2006, 10:54 AM	#4
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