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Old 19 July 2017, 12:27 AM   #1
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Met Her In A Bar

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him,
looks him straight in the eye and says, “Listen here, good looking. I will
screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, their place, my place, in the car, front
door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with
clothes on... It doesn't matter to me. I just love it.”

His eyes now wide with interest, he responds, “No kidding... I'm in
Government too. Are you federal, or state?”

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Old 19 July 2017, 03:08 AM   #2
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I'm interested in knowing whose that girl for....research
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Old 19 July 2017, 07:14 AM   #3
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Old 19 July 2017, 07:17 AM   #4
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Old 20 July 2017, 10:06 AM   #12
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Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him,
looks him straight in the eye and says, “Listen here, good looking. I will
screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, their place, my place, in the car, front
door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with
clothes on... It doesn't matter to me. I just love it.”

His eyes now wide with interest, he responds, “No kidding... I'm in
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