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Old 17 September 2023, 07:14 AM   #1
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Best dad jokes

Post best dad jokes here i will start

I went to a bee keeper and asked for 12 bees. He gave me 13. I said sir you gave me one extra. He said that’s a free bee.
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Old 17 September 2023, 08:02 AM   #2
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A Vick’s Vaporub truck crashed during rush hour this morning. Despite blocking multiple lanes, there was no congestion.
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Old 17 September 2023, 08:08 AM   #3
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
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Old 17 September 2023, 04:45 PM   #4
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A Vick’s Vaporub truck crashed during rush hour this morning. Despite blocking multiple lanes, there was no congestion.
ha ha
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Old 17 September 2023, 04:45 PM   #5
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
my kid loved it
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Old 19 September 2023, 09:56 AM   #6
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What do ticks and the Eiffel Tower have in common?

They are both ParisSites
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Old 20 September 2023, 11:37 PM   #7
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I showed my wife this thread …. She simply gave me an eye roll
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Old 21 September 2023, 10:09 PM   #8
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I showed my wife this thread …. She simply gave me an eye roll
That's the highest form of acceptance of a dad joke isn't it?
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Old 21 September 2023, 10:17 PM   #9
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That's the highest form of acceptance of a dad joke isn't it?
You know what... I think you're right!

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