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Old 27 May 2023, 05:39 PM   #31
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Old 27 May 2023, 05:40 PM   #32
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I don't use the elevator and go up to my fourth floor on foot. And I've decided for myself that when I don't want to walk up, it means I've gotten old.
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Old 27 May 2023, 09:15 PM   #33
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When you require hearing protection at every concert and sporting event so the whooshing in your ears doesn’t get worse… and your wife agrees.


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Old 27 May 2023, 09:17 PM   #34
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Old 27 May 2023, 09:23 PM   #35
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Old 28 May 2023, 12:10 AM   #36
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I wouldn't be offended at that, I am 50 and have been called sir for more years than I can remember. On the flip side, I often say the same to others, it's just respect...not disrespect.

Now, let me tell you a slap in the face, me and my wife went to a local fast food place last week and the kid at the register asked if I got a senior discount, ....I actually laughed out loud. My wife missed it and asked when we sat down what was so funny, she then busted out laughing as well.
The answer to that is ALWAYS yes, whether you qualify or not, they think you do, so take the discount!!!
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Old 28 May 2023, 01:11 AM   #37
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When you see something comes on at 9:00 and you already know you'll never make it to the end.
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Old 28 May 2023, 03:53 AM   #38
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When you require hearing protection at every concert and sporting event so the whooshing in your ears doesn’t get worse… and your wife agrees.


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Whooshing? That’ll be fun to look forward to instead of the constant high pitched tinnitus.
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Old 28 May 2023, 04:10 AM   #39
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When you have one of those nights where there are so many trips to the bathroom you mine as well sleep in the bathtub
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Old 28 May 2023, 04:58 AM   #40
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Old 28 May 2023, 05:55 AM   #41
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Old 28 May 2023, 06:01 AM   #42
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Old 28 May 2023, 08:26 PM   #43
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It was when a young person stood up and offered me a seat on a bus.
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Old 29 May 2023, 12:12 AM   #44
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Old 29 May 2023, 03:49 AM   #45
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Old 29 May 2023, 03:59 AM   #46
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When you notice that sports teams are already replacing the stadiums that replaced the stadiums that you grew up with.
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Old 29 May 2023, 04:02 AM   #47
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Old 29 May 2023, 05:36 AM   #48
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Young ones are constantly thinking of sex.
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Old 1 June 2023, 12:34 PM   #49
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You need to sleep in a chair

You shop for earplugs before a concert

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Old 1 June 2023, 07:28 PM   #50
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When you pee multiple times a night.
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Old 1 June 2023, 09:43 PM   #51
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When you pee multiple times a night.
This (unfortunately).
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Old 1 June 2023, 10:15 PM   #52
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When you pee multiple times a night.

I’m not there yet, but I’m probably jinxing myself by posting this.


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Old 1 June 2023, 11:08 PM   #53
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I’m not there yet, but I’m probably jinxing myself by posting this.
It's bad, trust me, but manageable as long as you can make it to the bathroom
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Old 1 June 2023, 11:49 PM   #54
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When you lower the volume of the radio so you can see better while driving.

Seriously though, for me it was when athletes you watched get drafted are now getting inducted into the hall of fame after being retired for 5 years.
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Old 2 June 2023, 12:25 AM   #55
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When you pee multiple times a night.
Choose your urologist wisely. Shop around and don’t hesitate to jump to the next one if you’re not getting good results.
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Old 2 June 2023, 06:31 AM   #56
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You know your getting old when the cyclops isn't magnified enough.
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Old 2 June 2023, 06:58 AM   #57
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It's bad, trust me, but manageable as long as you can make it to the bathroom
Whew! Good to know this isn’t just a female issue.
But, do you slightly pee after you sneeze? …
…that might just be cuz I had the whole pregnancy, labor, birth thing going on though.
[okay…TMI]
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Old 2 June 2023, 12:45 PM   #58
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Seriously though, for me it was when athletes you watched get drafted are now getting inducted into the hall of fame after being retired for 5 years.
I remember watching Ken Griffey play with the Reds.
Then Ken Griffey Jr with the Mariners.
Then about 10 years ago, Jr's son Trey played WR for my college team.
Thinking I should still be around the 4th generation.
Maybe even the 5th.
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Old 2 June 2023, 12:51 PM   #59
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My wife and I text each other from the ends of the house. (And, yes, we still like each other, it's just easier.)

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Old 2 June 2023, 01:21 PM   #60
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Whew! Good to know this isn’t just a female issue.
But, do you slightly pee after you sneeze? …
…that might just be cuz I had the whole pregnancy, labor, birth thing going on though.
[okay…TMI]
It’s okay! Guys lose bladder tone too, but from peeing in the pool or the gym shower.
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