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JJ Irani · 8 July 2005, 05:19 AM

Daren and Bruce (and others with small kids) please note...

Having a hard time trying to get that tiny morsel of food down the little fella's throat? Do try this at home...

Grab that tiny morsel between your index finger and thumb....then make out like that tiny morsel is a missile ready to home in and blast a bunker. Keep the missile hovering all over the place and watch how the little fella's beady eyes follow the missile.

Then you tell him (or her) that the missile needs a quick landing place and try taking it towards his nose, then ears, then eyes and each time you make like the landing spot is not a very good one.

Finally, you get to open his mouth and say to him: "Aaaah....that looks like a great spot," and shove the morsel into the gaping hole!

Works every time, my friends!!

dman · 8 July 2005, 05:21 AM

LMAO!! JJ, what goes through your mind amazes me, and your day is just starting, LOL!! Andie does the same thing but it is an airplane not a missle, we are a peaceful family, JK!!

BruceS · 8 July 2005, 05:23 AM

It's funny as hell to watch him :)

dman · 8 July 2005, 05:23 AM

I think it would be funnier to watch JJ, ROTFLMAO!!

Rockrolex · 8 July 2005, 05:25 AM

Next you're going to tell us you invented the internet, JJ.

My mother used that trick on me and my sister and my wife used it on our kids.

I'll bet you Zemina used the same trick on your kids when they were that age. You just never noticed.

But I'm glad you finally figured it out.

JJ Irani · 8 July 2005, 05:26 AM

Rocky, you're a KING-SIZED WANKER!!!!!

dman · 8 July 2005, 05:27 AM

LMFAO!! Ed that was maybe the single funniest post I have ever read mate!!

Rockrolex · 8 July 2005, 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Rocky, you're a KING-SIZED WANKER!!!!!

And loving it. ROTFLMAO!!!

Uncle-AJ · 8 July 2005, 06:50 AM

Starve the little rascal for a week................he'll eat anything after that.

dman · 8 July 2005, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Uncle-AJ

Starve the little rascal for a week................he'll eat anything after that.

OMG!! ROTF! I will try that Unc!!

JJ Irani · 8 July 2005, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uncle-AJ

Starve the little rascal for a week................he'll eat anything after that.

Did Brenda hear that?

Gunther · 8 July 2005, 06:56 PM

I like Adrian's approach! My thought was always, "If she's hungry enough, she'll eat roofing tar!" A little growl in the pit of the belly is good for you! It builds character! Kids are too spoiled these days!

Wow, I've turned into that grumpy old guy we used to make fun of!

Gun

Uncle-AJ · 8 July 2005, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Did Brenda hear that?

She does it to me all the time.

8 July 2005, 05:19 AM	#1
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,320	How to feed a kid!! Daren and Bruce (and others with small kids) please note... Having a hard time trying to get that tiny morsel of food down the little fella's throat? Do try this at home... Grab that tiny morsel between your index finger and thumb....then make out like that tiny morsel is a missile ready to home in and blast a bunker. Keep the missile hovering all over the place and watch how the little fella's beady eyes follow the missile. Then you tell him (or her) that the missile needs a quick landing place and try taking it towards his nose, then ears, then eyes and each time you make like the landing spot is not a very good one. Finally, you get to open his mouth and say to him: "Aaaah....that looks like a great spot," and shove the morsel into the gaping hole! Works every time, my friends!!

8 July 2005, 05:21 AM	#2
dman Lifetime TRF Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Daren Location: Austin Watch: the road Posts: 13,583	LMAO!! JJ, what goes through your mind amazes me, and your day is just starting, LOL!! Andie does the same thing but it is an airplane not a missle, we are a peaceful family, JK!! __________________ You either get it or you don't, if you have to ask, YOU DON'T!! I really hope that midget cop doesn't find me in Kokomo.

8 July 2005, 05:23 AM	#3
BruceS "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Real Name: Sir Daft Location: Cornwall, UK Watch: Too many Posts: 2,464	LOL I do airplanes too! It's funny as hell to watch him :)

8 July 2005, 05:23 AM	#4
dman Lifetime TRF Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Daren Location: Austin Watch: the road Posts: 13,583	I think it would be funnier to watch JJ, ROTFLMAO!! __________________ You either get it or you don't, if you have to ask, YOU DON'T!! I really hope that midget cop doesn't find me in Kokomo.

8 July 2005, 05:25 AM	#5
Rockrolex TRF Moderator & 2024 DATE-JUST41 Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: God Location: Washington, D.C. Watch: What do you think? Posts: 37,545	Next you're going to tell us you invented the internet, JJ. My mother used that trick on me and my sister and my wife used it on our kids. I'll bet you Zemina used the same trick on your kids when they were that age. You just never noticed. But I'm glad you finally figured it out. __________________ Despite the high cost of living, it's still very popular. *Tosser Cabinet Member* Official Member: 'Perpetual 30' Vegas International GTG 2016 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2017 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2018 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2019

8 July 2005, 05:26 AM	#6
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,320	Rocky, you're a KING-SIZED WANKER!!!!!

8 July 2005, 05:27 AM	#7
dman Lifetime TRF Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Daren Location: Austin Watch: the road Posts: 13,583	LMFAO!! Ed that was maybe the single funniest post I have ever read mate!! __________________ You either get it or you don't, if you have to ask, YOU DON'T!! I really hope that midget cop doesn't find me in Kokomo.

8 July 2005, 06:50 AM	#9
Uncle-AJ "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Real Name: Adrian Location: Bolton, UK. Watch: Daytona 116520 Posts: 6,844	Starve the little rascal for a week................he'll eat anything after that.

8 July 2005, 06:56 PM	#12
Gunther Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Right behind you! Posts: 70	I like Adrian's approach! My thought was always, "If she's hungry enough, she'll eat roofing tar!" A little growl in the pit of the belly is good for you! It builds character! Kids are too spoiled these days! Wow, I've turned into that grumpy old guy we used to make fun of! Gun

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