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Old 29 December 2020, 03:33 PM   #1
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Lame joke warning :-P

I went to the zoo the other day. There was only a dog in it – it was a shihtzu.
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Old 30 December 2020, 01:19 AM   #2
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Old 30 December 2020, 02:25 PM   #3
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Ha, decent.
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Old 30 December 2020, 11:48 PM   #4
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What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
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Old 31 December 2020, 02:47 AM   #5
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Every zoo should have an Elephino.
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Old 31 December 2020, 04:58 AM   #6
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What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
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Old 31 December 2020, 12:18 PM   #7
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What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
How can you make a steel ship a cigarette lighter?

Throw a cigarette overboard.
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Old 3 January 2021, 11:01 PM   #8
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For Christmas this year I thought I'd treat myself. I got a first aid kit.
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Old 21 January 2021, 02:59 AM   #13
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Old 22 January 2021, 04:43 AM   #15
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Old 30 January 2021, 04:12 AM   #16
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Speaking of zoos, did you hear about the new truck driver that was assigned the job of bringing a load of penguins to the local zoo. He set out at about 9:00 am, and the boss told him the delivery shouldn't take too long.

So he goes out but doesn't come back until 5:00 pm. The boss is steaming mad and asks him what the hell took so long; I asked you to take those penguins to the zoo and you're gone all day. What went wrong?

The driver answered "nothing". So the boss asks why it took him so long. His answer- "Well I took them to the zoo like you said and we had such a good time that we decided to go to the movies afterwards".
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Old 30 January 2021, 04:36 AM   #17
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Old 30 January 2021, 04:37 AM   #18
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