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astcell · 4 May 2007, 10:59 PM

Here is an idea. Post a joke here, keep it as short as possible. It can be longer than any other joke here if it is funnier. Let's see what folks can come up with.

My entry:

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?"

President · 4 May 2007, 11:07 PM

A priest, a rabbi and a camel walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

President · 4 May 2007, 11:31 PM

Can't remember the movie but...

“I just got that good ol' fashioned romantic feeling where I’d do anything to bone her”

cbrenthus · 5 May 2007, 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by President

Can't remember the movie but...

“I just got that good ol' fashioned romantic feeling where I’d do anything to bone her”

Dumb and Dumber?

I've been wanting to post this one I thought up somewhere, and this looks like the place:

Q: Why did Rolex change over to solid end links?

A: They thought it would be a good SELling point!

astcell · 5 May 2007, 01:48 AM

An Irishman walks past a bar....

Could happen!

C.J. · 5 May 2007, 02:14 AM

A cop walks past a donut shop.

Nah, not possible

Langnam · 5 May 2007, 02:32 AM

A piece of rope walks into a bar. The Bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve rope here."
The rope replies,"Sir, you're mistaken, I'm a frayed knot."

JJ Irani · 5 May 2007, 04:58 AM

If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down!!

jac67 · 5 May 2007, 09:12 PM

A Mexican fireman's wife has twin boys.

They name the first one Jose, and the second............
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Hose B

President · 5 May 2007, 09:24 PM

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Hose B

astcell · 6 May 2007, 11:24 PM

A man walks into a bar and sits down. On the bar is a bowl of peanuts. All of a sudden the peanuts start talking to the man, saying nice things about him.

The man calls to the bartender, "What's with the peanuts?"

The bartender says, "They're complimentary."

Prince · 6 May 2007, 11:27 PM

When I went to college, my parents threw a going away party for me, according to the letter.

President · 6 May 2007, 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by astcell

A man walks into a bar and sits down. On the bar is a bowl of peanuts. All of a sudden the peanuts start talking to the man, saying nice things about him.

The man calls to the bartender, "What's with the peanuts?"

The bartender says, "They're complimentary."

That's a good un!

Uncle-AJ · 7 May 2007, 01:22 AM

A penguin walks into a bar and says to the barman,
"Have you seen my dad?"
"I don't know" says the barman, "What does he look like?"

President · 7 May 2007, 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Uncle-AJ

A penguin walks into a bar and says to the barman,
"Have you seen my dad?"
"I don't know" says the barman, "What does he look like?"

steve-o · 7 May 2007, 01:48 AM

Two blondes walked into a building, you'd think one of them would have seen it.

steve-o · 7 May 2007, 01:49 AM

Dyslexic guy walks into a bra...

Prince · 7 May 2007, 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by steve-o

Dyslexic guy walks into a bra...

LOL - short and oh so sweet!

President · 7 May 2007, 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by steve-o

Dyslexic guy walks into a bra...

President · 7 May 2007, 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by steve-o

Two blonds walked into a building, you'd think one of them would have seen it.

astcell · 7 May 2007, 02:13 AM

At a spelling bee:

"Dyslexia. A - I - X ...."

astcell · 8 May 2007, 04:22 AM

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.

astcell · 8 May 2007, 04:23 AM

The score was Hydrogen: 2 and Oxygen: 1 when the game was called because of rain.

roadcarver · 8 May 2007, 05:05 AM

My uncle was so dumb that when he heard in the news that most accidents occur within 5 miles of where he lives, the bastard moved!

Launch Mini · 8 May 2007, 06:03 AM

Two old ladies went to see male strippers.
The first one had a stroke.
The other couldn't quite reach.

President · 8 May 2007, 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Launch Mini

Two old ladies went to see male strippers.
The first one had a stroke.
The other couldn't quite reach.

Quote:

Originally Posted by roadcarver

My uncle was so dumb that when he heard in the news that most accidents occur within 5 miles of where he lives, the bastard moved!

JJ Irani · 8 May 2007, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Launch Mini

Two old ladies went to see male strippers.
The first one had a stroke.
The other couldn't quite reach.

steve-o · 8 May 2007, 10:44 AM

Woman in a store was poking, prodding and lifting the frozen turkeys.

Puzled, she asks a store employee, "Do these turkeys get any larger?"

"No ma'am, they're dead" replies the clerk with a straight face.

steve-o · 8 May 2007, 10:45 AM

Penguin walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Have you seen my father?"

Bartender replies, "What did he look like?"

BLSampson · 8 May 2007, 11:59 AM

Did you haer about the agnostic, dyslexic, imsomniac that laid awake all night wondering if there really was a dog?

4 May 2007, 10:59 PM	#1
astcell "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Real Name: Robert Location: Angelus Oaks, CA Watch: 116713 Posts: 6,828	Joke Challenge: Submit entry here Here is an idea. Post a joke here, keep it as short as possible. It can be longer than any other joke here if it is funnier. Let's see what folks can come up with. My entry: A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?"

5 May 2007, 02:14 AM	#6
C.J. "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: * Posts: 10,196	A cop walks past a donut shop. Nah, not possible __________________ Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there

5 May 2007, 02:32 AM	#7
Langnam "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: USA Posts: 954	A piece of rope walks into a bar. The Bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve rope here." The rope replies,"Sir, you're mistaken, I'm a frayed knot." __________________ PLVS VLTRA

5 May 2007, 04:58 AM	#8
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,320	If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

6 May 2007, 11:27 PM	#12
Prince "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Real Name: Allan Location: St. Augustine, FL Watch: Daytona/Sub/GMT/DJ Posts: 20,323	When I went to college, my parents threw a going away party for me, according to the letter. __________________ Member: Rolex Keeper's Society "You see, you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself." - Rick Nelson

4 May 2007, 11:07 PM	#2
President Banned Join Date: Dec 2006 Real Name: M.Thatcher MP Location: Le Locle Watch: Bear Grylls Posts: 2,913	A priest, a rabbi and a camel walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

4 May 2007, 11:31 PM	#3
President Banned Join Date: Dec 2006 Real Name: M.Thatcher MP Location: Le Locle Watch: Bear Grylls Posts: 2,913	Can't remember the movie but... “I just got that good ol' fashioned romantic feeling where I’d do anything to bone her”

5 May 2007, 01:48 AM	#5
astcell "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Real Name: Robert Location: Angelus Oaks, CA Watch: 116713 Posts: 6,828	An Irishman walks past a bar.... Could happen!

5 May 2007, 09:12 PM	#9
jac67 "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Real Name: John Location: Australia Watch: Me Posts: 1,950	A Mexican fireman's wife has twin boys. They name the first one Jose, and the second............ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Hose B

6 May 2007, 11:24 PM	#11
astcell "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Real Name: Robert Location: Angelus Oaks, CA Watch: 116713 Posts: 6,828	A man walks into a bar and sits down. On the bar is a bowl of peanuts. All of a sudden the peanuts start talking to the man, saying nice things about him. The man calls to the bartender, "What's with the peanuts?" The bartender says, "They're complimentary."

7 May 2007, 01:22 AM	#14
Uncle-AJ "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Real Name: Adrian Location: Bolton, UK. Watch: Daytona 116520 Posts: 6,844	A penguin walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Have you seen my dad?" "I don't know" says the barman, "What does he look like?" __________________ A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.........Segal's Law Member #10

7 May 2007, 01:48 AM	#16
steve-o "TRF" Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Real Name: Steve-O Location: Naplis, Merlin Watch: Blue TT Sub Posts: 857	Two blondes walked into a building, you'd think one of them would have seen it. __________________ Last edited by steve-o; 7 May 2007 at 10:10 AM..

7 May 2007, 01:49 AM	#17
steve-o "TRF" Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Real Name: Steve-O Location: Naplis, Merlin Watch: Blue TT Sub Posts: 857	Dyslexic guy walks into a bra... __________________

7 May 2007, 02:13 AM	#21
astcell "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Real Name: Robert Location: Angelus Oaks, CA Watch: 116713 Posts: 6,828	At a spelling bee: "Dyslexia. A - I - X ...."

8 May 2007, 04:22 AM	#22
astcell "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Real Name: Robert Location: Angelus Oaks, CA Watch: 116713 Posts: 6,828	The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.

8 May 2007, 04:23 AM	#23
astcell "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Real Name: Robert Location: Angelus Oaks, CA Watch: 116713 Posts: 6,828	The score was Hydrogen: 2 and Oxygen: 1 when the game was called because of rain.

8 May 2007, 05:05 AM	#24
roadcarver "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Real Name: Vernon Location: C-a-n-a-d-a Watch: 16600 Posts: 5,641	My uncle was so dumb that when he heard in the news that most accidents occur within 5 miles of where he lives, the bastard moved! __________________ I'm just a cook...

8 May 2007, 06:03 AM	#25
Launch Mini "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Real Name: John Location: Canada, eh Watch: can I? Posts: 6,241	Two old ladies went to see male strippers. The first one had a stroke. The other couldn't quite reach. __________________ Something witty to go here. Member # 293

8 May 2007, 10:44 AM	#28
steve-o "TRF" Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Real Name: Steve-O Location: Naplis, Merlin Watch: Blue TT Sub Posts: 857	Woman in a store was poking, prodding and lifting the frozen turkeys. Puzled, she asks a store employee, "Do these turkeys get any larger?" "No ma'am, they're dead" replies the clerk with a straight face. __________________

8 May 2007, 10:45 AM	#29
steve-o "TRF" Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Real Name: Steve-O Location: Naplis, Merlin Watch: Blue TT Sub Posts: 857	Penguin walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Have you seen my father?" Bartender replies, "What did he look like?" __________________

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BLSampson "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Real Name: Bryan Location: Kansas City, MO Watch: TT Blue Submariner Posts: 930	Did you haer about the agnostic, dyslexic, imsomniac that laid awake all night wondering if there really was a dog? __________________ Yoboman "People sleep safely in their beds at night because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."

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