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Old 15 May 2011, 09:38 PM   #1
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I can fix that!!!
Don't have a spoon? I can fix that!

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Seatbelt broken? I can fix that!

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New TV too big for the old cabinet? I can fix that!

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No bottle opener? I can fix that!

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Room too dark using compact fluorescents? I can fix that!

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Old 15 May 2011, 09:41 PM   #2
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part 2
Electrical problem? I can fix that!

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Car stereo stolen? I can fix that!

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Bookshelf cracking under the weight? I can fix that!

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Can't afford a real GPS? I can fix that!

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No ice chest? I can fix that!


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Old 15 May 2011, 09:46 PM   #3
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part 3

Can't read the ATM screen? I can fix that!

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Car imported from the wrong country? I can fix that!

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Satellite go out in the rain? I can fix that!

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Need a hotplate? I can fix that!!

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Wiper motor burned out? I can fix that!

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Display rack falling over? I can fix that!

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???

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Desk overloaded? I can fix that!

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Car can't be ordered with the " Woody " option? I can fix that!

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Exhaust pipe dragging? I can fix that!

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Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry? I can fix that!

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Cables falling behind the desk? I can fix that!

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No skatepark in town? I can fix that!

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Old 15 May 2011, 09:51 PM   #4
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Old 15 May 2011, 11:30 PM   #5
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Outstanding Mr. Fixit!
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Old 15 May 2011, 11:35 PM   #6
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Oldie but goodie, thanks for bringing it back.
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Old 15 May 2011, 11:58 PM   #7
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That thing with cables falling behind the table is a brilliant idea !!! About to do some "can fix it" at home myself .....
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Old 16 May 2011, 12:02 AM   #8
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That thing with cables falling behind the table is a brilliant idea !!! ....
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Old 16 May 2011, 06:29 AM   #9
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Old 16 May 2011, 09:11 AM   #10
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Old 16 May 2011, 09:20 AM   #11
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Some great ones in there John.....Had a good chuckle on more than one!
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Old 16 May 2011, 09:44 AM   #12
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Old 16 May 2011, 10:04 AM   #13
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Old 16 May 2011, 10:06 AM   #14
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Old 16 May 2011, 10:49 PM   #15
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Old 16 May 2011, 11:28 PM   #16
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LOL!! I love this stuff! Redneck handy-man! HAHAHAHAAA!
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Old 16 May 2011, 11:54 PM   #17
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Wow. And my wife think's I'm a hack.
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Old 17 May 2011, 05:51 AM   #18
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That thing with cables falling behind the table is a brilliant idea !!! About to do some "can fix it" at home myself .....
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Old 17 May 2011, 05:56 AM   #19
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Old 19 May 2011, 03:09 AM   #20
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these are great!
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Old 19 May 2011, 03:15 AM   #21
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Old 19 May 2011, 06:54 PM   #22
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Funny John, now get back to work
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Old 20 May 2011, 10:21 PM   #23
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hahaha good one!
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Old 21 May 2011, 12:01 AM   #24
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Old 21 May 2011, 01:35 AM   #25
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Old 27 May 2011, 09:37 AM   #26
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Old 2 June 2011, 05:01 AM   #27
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Old 5 June 2011, 03:11 PM   #28
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Some creative ideas there.
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Old 6 June 2011, 12:26 AM   #29
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