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Old 10 June 2010, 11:44 AM   #1
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I was swimming in my pool today........
Today I was swimming in my pool

and found a red ring around my tool

I went to the clinic

and the doctor said cynic

it's only lipstick you fool.
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Old 10 June 2010, 11:47 AM   #2
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Old 10 June 2010, 11:48 AM   #3
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Feeling poetic today, Leo?
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Old 10 June 2010, 11:51 AM   #4
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Leo is wearing lipstick again.
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Old 10 June 2010, 11:51 AM   #5
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Leo is wearing lipstick again.


You have to admit, Dave, the guy knows where to wear it!
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Old 10 June 2010, 11:53 AM   #6
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Feeling poetic today, Leo?

Just reporting.
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Old 10 June 2010, 11:55 AM   #7
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Just reporting.
Drunk AND lucky!
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Old 10 June 2010, 11:56 AM   #8
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Old 10 June 2010, 11:59 AM   #9
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Leo I found the source of the lipstick.
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Old 10 June 2010, 11:59 AM   #10
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Is it an in-ground tool or an above-ground pool??
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Old 10 June 2010, 12:01 PM   #11
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Is it an in-ground tool or an above-ground pool??

I thought it was an old time mechanic's pit with an RV parked on top.
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Old 10 June 2010, 12:01 PM   #12
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Is it an in-ground tool or an above-ground pool??

Neither.
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Old 10 June 2010, 12:03 PM   #13
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I thought it was an old time mechanic's pit with an RV parked on top.
Actually the backyard is back to normal.

I got an offer I couldn't refuse.
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Old 10 June 2010, 12:12 PM   #14
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I thought it was an old time mechanic's pit with an RV parked on top.



Leo converted into a car pool.
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Old 10 June 2010, 12:46 PM   #15
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Old 10 June 2010, 12:47 PM   #16
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Not so fast, Swede. You flipped the RV ???
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Old 10 June 2010, 12:49 PM   #17
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Not so fast, Swede. You flipped the RV ???
Yep, but I'm looking at another one.

If I'm getting it my wife's going to scream cause it will hang over the pool quite a bit.
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Old 10 June 2010, 01:01 PM   #18
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Yep, but I'm looking at another one.

If I'm getting it my wife's going to scream cause it will hang over the pool quite a bit.
That is what happend last time and you got a tail pipe stuck in the @$^*$( when you dove into the pool.
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Old 11 June 2010, 02:14 AM   #19
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swim naked much?
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Old 11 June 2010, 03:14 AM   #20
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swim naked much?

Well, I have a 10' tall, 250' long ficus hedge enclosing the backyard so it's total privacy.
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Old 11 June 2010, 03:38 AM   #21
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Old 11 June 2010, 03:47 AM   #22
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At least you don't deal with gators in your pool!
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Old 11 June 2010, 03:57 AM   #23
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At least you don't deal with gators in your pool!

Is that one battery operated Raf?
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Old 11 June 2010, 04:02 AM   #24
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Is that one battery operated Raf?
Yep,that's one thing I don't like about it.
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Old 11 June 2010, 04:38 AM   #25
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Leo I found the source of the lipstick.
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nice trimming job Leo! (the hedge that is......) ;-p
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Old 11 June 2010, 04:49 AM   #27
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Watch out Leo....

Next time stick to only one beer....

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Old 11 June 2010, 05:31 AM   #28
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Watch out Leo....

Next time stick to only one beer....
Now,THAT'S funny!!
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Old 14 June 2010, 11:51 PM   #29
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Next time stick to only one beer....
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