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Iron Dealer 1 · 17 August 2011, 04:10 AM

My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of
pennies while she danced.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call
them and ask if they meant you or them.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their
children's names.

My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they
re-possessed her!

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali
pirates.

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh
Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by
the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

And,

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs,
my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide
Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was
suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck...

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Numismatist · 17 August 2011, 04:44 AM

MonBK · 17 August 2011, 05:02 AM

:)

dysondiver · 17 August 2011, 05:10 AM

love the truck bit

eric23 · 17 August 2011, 05:22 AM

mjclark32 · 17 August 2011, 05:28 AM

hahaha

Route 66 · 17 August 2011, 06:08 AM

limbo · 17 August 2011, 06:20 AM

blackmsport · 17 August 2011, 06:31 AM

Last bit was awesome

TSW · 17 August 2011, 06:32 AM

:))

ManUtd · 17 August 2011, 06:46 AM

mitchy · 17 August 2011, 10:03 AM

toph · 17 August 2011, 10:07 AM

Sherwooddavid · 17 August 2011, 10:08 AM

sherwin · 17 August 2011, 10:09 AM

Art 1 · 17 August 2011, 07:06 PM

SWIMPRUF · 17 August 2011, 10:07 PM

swatty · 18 August 2011, 12:40 PM

mtrunner · 19 August 2011, 10:39 PM

dpkong · 24 August 2011, 01:03 AM

you're good!!

jamesbondOO7 · 24 August 2011, 01:22 AM

Funny

Kokyuryoku · 24 August 2011, 01:53 AM

Enifed · 24 August 2011, 03:02 PM

Really good.

Michael M. · 26 August 2011, 12:08 PM

Great stuff

halim · 26 August 2011, 03:20 PM

Thumbs up!

paverman · 27 August 2011, 12:04 PM

Kevin B · 9 September 2011, 05:59 AM

Those are great!

perpetualman88 · 9 September 2011, 06:21 AM

hahaa

john b. · 12 September 2011, 03:46 AM

good stuff lol

asadtiger · 12 September 2011, 05:32 AM

.

17 August 2011, 04:10 AM	#1
Iron Dealer 1 "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Red Bank Watch: 1977 M1680 SSSD Posts: 353	The recession has hit everybody really hard... My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced. I saw a Mormon with only one wife. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America . Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her! A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico . A picture is now only worth 200 words. The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates. Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear! And, I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck... . __________________ IRON DEALER 1 M16613 TT BLK SUB , M1680 SS SUB M1675 TT BLK GMT GO ARMY! BEAT NAVY!

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